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107. Re-Write { October 14, 2005 }
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1 | The Arbiter says:
LoL
I liked that one, gave me a good laugh. Heh. Keep up the good work. (haha, Grunt/Sarge/Gollum)
Woot, 1st post
2 | Serge_THE_GREAT says:
Sargeant Gruntson? Excellent!
3 | ritcheyz says:
nice one, i have 11 friends named oscar! haha!
4 | pressure says:
lol excellent!
funny this is I can image the sarge/gollum/grunt thing...
5 | shuzuko says:
wtf~ lolz. sarge/grunt/gollum= frollum? hahaha...
6 | Poodle of Death says:
another nice movie-parody^^
7 | donut says:
LMFAO!! Hillarious!!
How would Chief remember if there were volcanoes in Halo's control room? Normally he cant even remember what day it is...
8 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:
I like the effect of the lights in the first two panels, my precciousssssss
9 | the grunt that doesnt wanna die says:
SGT.SMEAGLE! IT RULES!! ps: 10th post!
10 | Morta died in my Halo movie... Agi saved his life... says:
Nice tone on the first two slides GB, schweeht detail there. Is it just me.. or does Cortana look like Thomas the Tank Engine?
Bad memories...
11 | A random mad halo fan says:
three wordsz zoh my blam!
12 | the drunken Flood form says:
13! oh yeah! But anyways, this strip irritated me because the fact that someone that knows nothing of Halo is trying to direct a Halo movie, just makes me wanna hit macho man Randy Savage. (Family guy)
13 | gruntisniper says:
Bang! sarge?!! oops! lucky ur invincible.
14 | Lord Devil D says:
ROFLMAOPIMFP.......
Tartarus=Sauron(hammer that kicks every1 a 100 feet avar)
Half-jaw=Gandalf white/gray(spec op armor)
Miranda=Arwen
Arbiter=Aragon
Mc=Boromir?Nah.....Legolas
Gimli=YapYap
Orcs=Jackals(theyr ugly)
Goblins=Drones(green)
Uruk-hai(brutes)What?They got berzerkers 2....
Trolls(Flood juggernaut)
Army of dead(Flood/They are dead en alot of them)
Sauron=Red 343 gs
15 | SinisterMonkey says:
ROFL ROFL ROFL *dies of laughter*
Reminds me of this a recent One One Se7en strip
16 | $parten Haze says:
Lol,what next? A remake of E.T.? Lol,good work Hb,keep up the great comics!
17 | LegendaryThunder says:
LMAO! thats great gruntsbane.
Lets just hope he doesn't get the two movies mixed up, just because there is a ring involved.
18 | Sinnyo says:
Okay, now THAT is a bit of inspired class. :P
19 | Snarf Da Grunt says:
woooo, 20th comment! That is really cheesy. but fortunately cheese is good. Good plot though, funny.
20 | ash says:
peter jackson best not make the film crap! great artwork man the comics RULE! oh and by the way 20th post
21 | SPARTAN III says:
They NEED to talk to the director of 28 days later for doing the flood, THAT guy can do zombies.
22 | Bitter Warrior says:
If they dont't do the movie in CGI I will slap them in the face over and over very hard. And if they don't, they better have the voice actor from the game doing MC's voice, cause you won't see his face anyway. They need Nightmare armor 2. maybe They should just let us direct the movie. They at least better have Bungie consultants on hand before they butcher the plot and sodomize the core beliefs of my life.
23 | mrsmiley says:
holy crap, GB. you really outdid yourself! that's fantastic!
24 | Dev says:
ROFL. XDDD This is the best one in a long time, I think. Excellent art, too. Much more detailed then some of the more recent ones.
Cortana does act like that pretty much though in Halo 1 control room. o_o I like the comparison, whether it was intentional or not. Y'know.. "All that knowledge, so much, so fast.. IT'S GLORIOUS!!11!" Me and my brothers call that Cortana's Power-hungry moment..
25 | Wyoming says:
Oh dear, a typographical error* in the comic, otherwise great!
*detsroy -> destroy
26 | Switch 9 says:
ROFL!
27 | Jaxx says:
LOL!
Nice one guys. :P
28 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:
oooookkkkaaaayyy..........that's just.....wrong.....anyways, awsome adaptation, Gruntsbane!!
29 | A random mad halo fan says:
Great job on these comics Gruntsbane! IMO it's time for some covvie/ex-covvie comics again!
30 | K0d1ak says:
LOL! gr8 comic! im loving the grunt suit
31 | hotsauce says:
Nice comic, guys. Nice art on Jackson.
w0rt!
32 | GooFBalL says:
hahhaa! beautiful work! the grunt/gollum was rather disturbing, but other wise very funny
33 | Spartan-055 Pete says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! Love it Great Stuff there. I can just see Chief In mount doom.
34 | StuFFenSchniTTe says:
GREAT COMIC *fg*, I <3 it!!!
Now it's one of my favourites.
P.S. greetz from germany
35 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:
YES! I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE GUNNA DO SOMETHING ON PETER JACKSON! I KNEW IT! WHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!....
NICE!!! hehehehe! can't........wait! halo movie! wooooo
36 | Dude says:
\V/007 36TH |>057!!! 6R34T 0???
37 | Tryan Shootamee says:
Peter Jackson isn't directing...he's producing...the guy who did "28 days later" is directing...and from what bungie is saying...the movie is going to be awsome! i don't don't either one of there abilities...Peter Jackson is probably the only one who could have pulled the "Lord of the Rings" series off, every one else said it couldn't be done...i have FULL trust in them both...now...who's gunna play the chief...and cortana...and...everyone else?
38 | grunt biter says:
i think Vin diesel is doin mcs voice in movie
39 | Grizzled Ancient says:
they're not doin alot of it in CG...they're really making TO SCALE forerunner buildings...hoe awsome could you get...GREAT JOB!!! CAN'T WAIT....hey, do you think that they're gunna pick up halo 3 where the movie left off? maybe the movie is halo 3 where chief goes to earth and ends up saving it, then the covenant some how get away and-- blaa blaa blaa...i don't know...any one else think that?
40 | halo2fan says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA....yeah who should play cortana and master chief....for master chief its gotta be someone cool...like uhh brad pitt? or the rock... and cortana could be like...natalie portman? the sarge should definetly be will smith.
41 | Death Vomit says:
D.V likes the preciousss. and uhh I should be m.c cuz im awesome like that lol
42 | >_> says:
Laugh my ass off!
Laugh out loud!
Roll on floor laughing ass off!
Funny
43 | Mista_B says:
Ahahah!
Cortana's looking great in that one, and kinda evil. Hehehe.
*edit* Yes! 43'rd post! */edit*
44 | ansomble28 says:
Lol, that joint was hilarious. Instant vintage HALO comedy. Nice work
45 | A kid named Ricky says:
That was awesome I have 2 friends named Oscar they're both dogs
46 | A kid named Ricky says:
NOT A HOT DOG!!!!
47 | James says:
HAHA AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious
48 | Necromas says:
HAHAHAHAHA!
Truely one of the best Halobabies strips!
49 | The Marine says:
omg what ever you were thinking... just no thats not right... im scared for life now... yes it was funny in a very scary way
50 | bubbleboy says:
now that was funnny
51 | Semper Fidelis says:
i've been checkin out halobabies for a long time...just finally commenting not like you guys care...*cough*
anyhoo....GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!sweet, very funn...Can't wait for the halo movie!
52 | THEWaGoN117 says:
HALO my precious.
53 | Spartan-107 says:
I like it 2 of my favriot things put together in a somtwhat.....weird looking comic strip.
54 | chunky monkey says:
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was so funny,nice job
55 | Calliope says:
Great strip! Love the reflection of the volcano on MC and Cortana's faces..so much like LOTR.. Good work! Funny stuff too.
56 | Crash says:
The Sgt.-Johnson-Grunt-Gollum was the best thing ever.
57 | Sheikurl says:
hahaha *clutches chest and gasps for breath* so funy, so very very funy *dies of laughter* ugh.*cums bac to life* oh by the way wen is the halo movie guna b made?
58 | MrGotBeans says:
And that is why I dont agree with Mr. Jackson directing the movie. They should have tried to get Bruckhimer. The stirp is VERY funny though. 59th post w00t!
59 | Rohow says:
He's not directing. He's PRODUCING.
60 | Spartan-107 says:
I think i saw halos destruction up in the second panel in Master cheif's visor.
61 | A Gladiator says:
Nice strip!
I hope the real film will be mutch better as in this part...and no "Chief of the rings"
62 | carrot says:
haha good strip! Tho the sargent as the grunt kind of scares me.... his eyes are uneven lol.
63 | Adams06 says:
Great work on that one Gruntsbane, the punchline was frieken hilarious there. Only thing, The Spelling. It's 'destroy', not 'detsroy'. Hate to be the one to point it out, but being a bussinessman will do that to ya. But great work anyways.
64 | veryslow says:
ohhhh i get it...the halo movie and peter jackson...yeah ok
65 | 41 Chief's says:
don't you guys keep up with the updates? Jackson is PRODUCING not....directing...*sigh* i've been following this for as long as i can remember...great comic...great comic...
66 | Tuanta Quiro Miancay says:
That's a pretty nice Peter Jackson, there. El, oh, el indeed.
67 | firehawk12 says:
ohhhhhhh.....my sides hurt;)
68 | ZpYkE says:
WOOT 68TH POST, umm u guys do know peter jackson is directing halo right? thats y its funno LMAO
69 | Some stupid random person says:
ur not serious right???....no....Peter Jackson ISN'T directing....let me quote from the latest bungie article...
"Yes. The Peter Jackson, Executive Producing the Halo
film."
this quote has not been tampered in any way...(have doubts? check it our yourself...) notice how it says "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER" not DIRECTOR...let's not hear that peter jackson is directing again please!!! save us the trouble of having to tell you guys a million times!
70 | Rain says:
lol nice guys..lets just hope that the movie will be just as good as the games.
71 | Turialim says:
Very funnies...
72 | gruntsbane says:
It's true, he's not directing. Producers do more of the legal work and hiring but the director has the most creative control over the movie.
73 | Joey says:
Nice work. Perhaps you could do a nice comic for haloween coming up ;)
Loved the elven people named oscar ^.^
74 | Yayap n' Zuka says:
I'm guessing Sarge got the bad end of the deal eh?
75 | Semper Fidelis says:
eh
76 | Sniper05 says:
Very Good, Who would of guest it had to be Cortana
77 | milkncereal says:
possibly the best yet?
-milkncereal
78 | Spartan-107 says:
I still have no clue if its a animated or live actor movie.
79 | arbiters mallice says:
i dunno whats gonna happen with the movie, mc will have to be the cheifs game voice actor, it just wont be the same if it isnt, cortanna will prob either be a cg carracter with her game voice or a body scan of some chick (maybe jessica alba) with game voice, grunts and elites will probably be cg carracters, it will be cool to see weapon props (espicially needler), and i rekon if its taking place in the 1st halo game than it may be filmed in newzeland. Great commic gruntsbane, ur commics just keep getting better with time, keep up the good work
80 | Damatee says:
Nice job, love the artwork you've outdone yourself with this one
81 | Niteblade says:
now i have to admit that is the best one yet. i love it who ever is in charge is doing it right. keep doing what your doing cause its working!!
82 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:
A little ramdom don't you think and some what funny.
83 | WayneEnterprise says:
..........i cant stop laughing, keep up the work!
84 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:
"From fabricating Covenant weapons to building life-
sized Forerunner structures to accomplishing shot after shot of
complex live-action/CG integration"
real quote from bungie article...does this mean that it's gunna be real and not ALL CG???
sweet!
85 | halokid162 says:
Lol Frollum...
I wonder who's going to be producing the movie?
86 | Bebop117 (my Gamertag) says:
LOL. That was sooo funny great job GB. I hope they don't screw up the real Halo movie like that, because that would suck.
87 | Grizzled Ancient says:
you know what? Kritz likes the attention. maybe if we ignore him, he'll quit whining about everything, and start saying sensible stuff...just don't reply to his commments from now on...
88 | arbiters mallice says:
every time i think about the halo movie being directed by peter jackson i just cant help seeing all the camera angles fron lord of the rings with halo stuff in them
its kinda like LORD OF THE HALO: THE FELOW SHIP OF THE INDEX.
89 | abiters mallice says:
What would the movie be like if james cameron directed as well as the zombie guy and peter jackson, that would be a great combo, i cant help noticing the simmilarities with sargent jhonsan and sargent apone from aliens, same goes with halo and aliens marine armor and dropship( also the little eye visor on the marines helmet.
sgt smeogrunt:- the deamon is comming precius, whats will we do (looks in mirror) I know precious we moves like we gots a purpose, (chews on cigar)
90 | Creativename says:
Wow, Gruntsbane is awesome, I think the Grunt/Human man has to much methane in his system his eyes dont look at you. Its creepy
91 | Creativename says:
I forgot to add something, its further proof Cortana went rampant
92 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:
oh yeah, i agree with abiters mallice
sgt johnson IS sgt apone from Aliens, basically...but that's such a cool character...who wouldn't take off from that?...i noticed that from the first cinamatic in the first game, when he make that "errraaaar" sound...rememeber when sgt apone make that sound and then goes "absolutly bad ass!"
i don't know if you guys know what i'm takin about...but oh weel!
93 | arbiters malice says:
ooh i definately know what ur talkin about, and if u look at the polit of the dropship in aliens and the escape pod pilot from halo, theres even more simmilarities. what can i say, i love halo and Aliens
94 | Kritz says:
.. Oh boy. Some clever little duck found out that you could pretend to be someone else.
I'm sure Smiles or Grunt could check what ever E-mail was put in there, and confirm it isn't my "normal" one.
Here's a little something for you all:
It's ">> Kritz".
When I want to reply, I'm normally in the top few. This week, I didn't bother coming commenting, because there was nothing TO comment on.
Also, hasn't there been some other complaining about the lack of art updates, or what ever the crap they want?
My point being: Shut up. Look at the crap that guy is spilling out, who isn't even worth my time coming here.
(I could go into all sorts of logic about how that isn't me, and why I would have enough common sense not to make a "fake" post to gain more attention.)
Also, listen to the last half of what Grizzled Ancient said. DON'T -blam!- REPLY TO "ME"!
Oh, in case you're wondering, I -LIKED- this comic. I'm not whining about -blam!-.
In closing, don't even comment to me. I could care less about what you think.
>> Kritz
95 | Grizzled Ancient says:
hate to say i'm going to tell every one BUT kritz...i told you so...
i told you so....but not you kritz...
96 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:
GO ALIENS!...AND HALO!...i love both so much, i'm writing a fan fic, with Aliens and MC...hella sick...about 8,000-9,000 words right now...not much...but still WOOOOO! to both! MAKE A COMIC ABOUT Aliens and Halo...that would DEFINETLY be my favorite...
97 | arbiters malice says:
yeah that would rock, halo vs aliens and if u include the covenant's active camoflauge well u get predator, so halo vs aliens vs predator, wen u think about it, halo is just a combo of all that rocks, i just love it, its got all the things i liked about aliens, predator, and even its origional stuff rules.
98 | i am diablo says:
hey did anyone ever notice that the part of cortanas haido is in the shape of graveminds head?
99 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:
oh hell yeah! orginal sotry, predators...like covenant, aliens like flood...MC...like riply...except he's not a woman...i think...he could ba a woman named john on some freaky hormone pill...nah..!
does any one else think that bungie in H3, is gunna show MC's nose...or the back of his head or something to tease you more???...
100 | dylan sheets says:
hey nice job guys...do u think they will come out with Halo 3
101 | spartan001 says:
lol good one gruntsbane i liked it but theres a few things i would like to say 1.EVERYONE STOP COMENTING THAT PETER JACKSON IS THE PRODUCER NOT DIRECTOR we know now that youve told us 9 times 2.the movie is live action but some WILL be cg like i imagine cortana and the covenant. 3.kritz shut up man, art updates? cmon you have to give them time man they cant be going by youre clock you stupid -BEEP-
okay thats all for me
-Spartan001-
102 | sausages says:
Holy Crap!!!
Sarge Johnson's panel scared the s*** outta me!!!
that's very creepy...
103 | sausages says:
Hey Gruntsbane, I'm not insulting your work or anything, I was just wondering, do you have another job? I mean I can't imagine spending 24/7 on these things, no matter how good, can really rake in that much income. Just wondering...
104 | gruntsbane says:
Yes, I do. And spending time on these has led to no income yet, but that's not why I do it.
105 | MCman says:
God that was beautiful art work and fun. I especially loved the first two panels and Peter Jackson looked awsome and kinda intimidateing and grunt/Jhonson/Gollum was hilarious!! LOL!
Great work man, keep it up!
106 | CoolestElite (Remember me, no?) says:
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107 | spartan117 says:
WHAT THE HELL!OMFG!(sorry what i said it was really that awsome.)sargnt gruntson,now thats nice!
108 | spartan117 says:
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE MOVIE WAS COMING OUT!oh my f@%$# god!
109 | puny grunt says:
that was awesome gb...best one i seen so far
keep up the good work!
110 | Prophet you should Regret says:
Wow Peter Jackson how did you got this in game? Maybe Bill Gates?
He cant give up well yes for humanity but not for Peter Jackson.
111 | Eliriel says:
EXCELLENT. lol
112 | michael bechara says:
where did u get this strip?
113 | sargent poo poo says:
rofl i hope u make more of these lol 11 friends named oscar
114 | David says:
guess whos back! yep! thats me! oh i almost forgot! excelent post! hilarious!
115 | bungie says:
Nice one!! very funny!!! me like it.
116 | Masterchief evil says:
seen it before
117 | bungie says:
nope? never seen it but me cant wait!!!!!!!!!
118 | pink arbiter on the left says:
holy freaking crap a grunt mixed with smeagul mixed with jonson=frolum?!
119 | uber grunt says:
i like cheese dood waddup das sum wrong crap
120 | MasterC says:
That is to frikn funny