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1 | Nat says:

Woot, reminds me of something.

2 | krooked says:

no wonder its so dangerous in there...

3 | Rogue Elite says:

only stupid people would walk into such a trap. Hey, i wonder if there's really a weapons cache in there... *sneaks into door way*

4 | KIA Grunt says:

man joe! Those comics are great! Always pleasing your halo fans with a new comic. This is one of the best comic sites on the net, and you and mr.smiley make it happen. Thanks for always making me laugh :D

5 | KaSpartan says:

I knew i should have never gone in that place but cortana wouldnt shut up about it.

6 | a cow says:

I dont get it are people now signing up for transforming in to the flood?

7 | BloodBlade says:

HHAHAHAHAHA. Excellent. heh, my EB looks like that, they put a couple of huge flood posters in the windows, and turned down the lights, except near the display cases. Okay, they didn't, but it's in a dark cornor of the mall. oh, oh. rogue, I want some of the weapons! *follows rogue's screams.*

8 | Xerro says:

No wonder Cortana never went down there with Masterchief, she just sent him on his way to a death trap... SHE'S WORKING FOR THE COVENANT!!! she wanted Chief dead ending any hope of survival for the human race. Crafty AI isn't she.

9 | eek says:

haha. i get it. funny.

10 | Finchmeister says:

Funny, that's kinda like what it looks like over @ EB...

11 | Yayap and Zuka Zamamee' says:

Why in there?!?

12 | newnab says:

oh i get it! *chuckles quietly*

13 | master c says:

i dont get it?? what the heck is it supposed to mean??

14 | a Grunt says:

We went in there so tin man wouldnt have a sequel, we ended up screwing ourselves...

15 | an Elite says:

343 Guilty Spark said they had pizza and if I pre ordered my halo that it would be 20% off.

16 | Yoozel says:

It's so funny, and so true! I think every game store should do that. And then dress up like flood to see who has the balls to go in and get the first copy of Halo 2....

17 | Darkest-007 says:

so.... temping.... must resist!!! im going in, maybe if i get a glipse before i die it will be worth it....

18 | bloodsoldier3 says:

Now thats good for the flood.

19 | Kibs says:

LOL...it took me a while to get it..but LOL!

20 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Just in case you don't get it: When they called it "open the floodgates" when halo 2 comes out (which I won't be in)*sadly* when the stores (floodgates) open there will be like a flood of anxious humans trying to get the game!!! (weak human will power will cause u to crawl into a ball in a corner for a game!!! [HAHAHA Wort Wort])

21 | Maraxus6 says:

Man, no wonder the flood infected stuff so quickly...

22 | steven says:

I don't get it?

23 | HaloChicka (spartan-116) says:

GASP!! I am offended Zuka! u and and ur grunt friend will suffer the wrath of my MA5B! Hey that cave looks ineresting, i want to go inside!! ::goes in side::

24 | Spartan116 says:

I would go in there for a halo2 copy!! I would would fight off the flood if i had to!

25 | clumsy mc says:

Oh dang it, i dropped my wallet in there. *finds wallet still clutched in the hands of bloodblade*

26 | phelan says:

*walks inside and hides in a dark corner* i'll just wait for the release right here...

27 | Xerro says:

Halo 2 *runs inside eagerly* hey wait a second there's no weapons in here there's just Jenkins HI jenkins *a scream comes from deep within*

28 | Kanman-075 says:

This is funny. I know a whole crowd of dumb people that would fall for that trick, not just with a Halo2 pre-order, but probably other games too. See all of ya' on Halo PC if you are looking for a whooping!

29 | Gholsbane says:

HaloChicka (spartan-116): Why would you want to go in the side? The front's where it's at. :)

30 | Grunthunter11 says:

That wouldn't stop me from getting Halo 2, I would have to be infected by the flood to not want to get it. Even if I was, it is looking so good, I think even they would want to play it. Maybe that's what they are guarding!?!

31 | The Knight in Green Cybernetic Armor says:

Are they in HALO 2? It would be more dramatic if at the end of "THE MAW," when the Chief is escaping in that fighter-ship, one Flood Infection Form is hanging on to it and reaches Earth. If they do that, I know what you're thinking. "OH S***!" Sarge! Listen! *scribblescribble*

32 | HaloChicka says:

Why would i want to go inside?? Because there could be aliens in there who need an ass whoopin thats why! Menodza!? where?!?

33 | blaqgrunt says:

these comics are great, maybe they could make a 2 page comic of what the new halo2 intro would be?

34 | Nat (from #1) says:

Hrm.. Nemo has problems.... anyway, along with that being familiar... I'd prolly go visit Martinez (on top) to you know, brag about my new copy of Halo 2 after I carried my trusty shotgun into the local EB and pre-ordered it =D

35 | Xerro says:

"Finally i got the Halo 2 copy" *he lifted it up in his hands vitoriously after battling his way through all the flood on halo, inserts the disc into X-box. Disc Error.* "No! it's a scratched disc, it's not fair, IT'S NOT FAIR!"

36 | Zorkan says:

HALO 2! Worship it! But I won't go in there. My first encounter with the Flood sucked majorly.

37 | wihoo elite says:

I got halo 2 *he battles his way through the flood to get to the xbox* I'm playin' halo2!!!!!!

38 | Suka 'Ramamee says:

A...SEQUEL? The covenant worshipped the first of these mysterious computer files like the forerunners themselves when they first appeared. And now there's another? ALL UNITS, CHARGE!

39 | shorty says:

sorry 31 the flood did not escape on the longsword cant give details since that would be a spoiler. but halo was made to destroy the flood (indirectly by destroying everything else (the food)) and the flood was on halo... the flood had to have come from somewhere so there may actually be flood in halo 2

40 | HaloChicka says:

*charges through all the flood to where she finds Wihoo elite and unloads a few rounds of her MA5B into his stomach untill he drownds in his own pile of gore*MUHAHA, now I have halo2! MUHAHAHA

41 | Some Guy says:

If you read the books... (as my friend tells me) *SPOILERS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They come out of the ground...from somewhere. All he said is that the flood come behind the covenant on earth and...well...you get it

42 | HaloChicka116 says:

My halo 2!!! :P

43 | Solra Bizna says:

Uh, #41, not correct. They come from vents, ducts, and other, similiar places on Halo, but they don't make it to Earth. At least, not in the books that are currently out.

44 | robert says:

suka 'ramamee and yayap and zuka zamamee what are you doing here
covenant *bleep*tards

45 | says:

Lemme in first! *rushes in*... "Hey wait this is not... what the! aaaaaaargh!!!"

46 | EvilMeatWad says:

So true about Halo 2 thing

47 | eliteghost01 says:

"Weapons Cache who do they think they're fooling?! Wait a minute, Dude, Sweet! Halo 2 Pre-Order!" *goes in* "Hey, where did sarge and the other people go..." *goes down the elevator and finds video chip* "Hey, this must be a new clip from Halo 2! Some stupid person must have dropped it" *watches video* "Hey this looks familiar.....AAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH....Should've......pre-ordered it.....on the........internet......GAH! *flood infection form takes control of me* "Rrrarrghh... must find Halo 2...Rrrarrghh"

48 | DE Huntersitter says:

i THINK THE FRE-ORDER SUCKED WHEN I SAW THE JACKALS AN GRUNTS RUN AWAY:P

49 | must...get...halo2... says:

Runs in, kills flood, steals halo, gets infected, become flood, stop others from getting halo 2

50 | Spartan-117 says:

at first i didnt get it but now i do and its a pretty stupid but makes sense for ne one who wants to get a pirated copy

51 | augrunt says:

#43, They Also Come From Underground, If You Read Halo: The Flood

*SPOILERS*

Jenkins/Flood Form, Tells Them That They Are Comming From Under The Beacon, They Send In A Squad To Neutralise The Threat... They Also Snuck Into The Ship That Was Disabled Through Crates And Stuff Which Yapyap's Squad was In Charge of Checking!...

52 | Rinon says:

If it really was in there, and if i was really on Halo, I would load my shotgun and KICK SOME ASS! MENDOZA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!

53 | MJOLNIR117 says:

Runs in, steals Halo2 from whoever currently has it, runs back out, takes a pelican, flys it to the highest point on the highest canyon in the canyons surrounding the control room, gets out, activates a active camo, and hides in a dark cave with hundreds of active camo thingys!!! hahahahahaha

54 | Halo fan...natic says:

Hey Halo2 preorders! *charges in* Hey there isn't any halo2 in here! NOOO!! Hey what's that? Oh no!! It's the library all over again! BUT I JUST FINISHED THAT LEVEL!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

55 | Halo fan...natic says:

Muuuuuuussst hhhavveee hhallloo ttwoooo. *follows Mjolnir117's footprits / smell* hheeelloooo. *blasts cave with rockets* fffiiinnalllllyy! *leaves cave to find bungie representatives... in a scorpion tank. BLAM* OOOOWWWWW.

56 | FUELRODGUN says:

URR... ME CONFUSED:(

57 | Halo fan...natic says:

wow! finally someone besides me posted! i've been waiting for like a month!

well FUELRODGUN... me too.

58 | Halo fan...natic says:

wow i didnt answer with my usual comment: Homestarrunner.net! It's dot com!!

59 | SonictheHedgehog says:

Heheh, I wonder, who would fall for that?
*Crowd Marching*
TAILS?!? KNUCKLES?!? SHADOW?!? CREAM?!? Come on, it's not real, it's
a trap, just stop, PLEASE!!!!!

60 | Solra Bizna says:

#51: Yeah. *SPOILER* They come up through the _tunnel_ under Alpha Base. Like I said. The Flood are not earthworms.
meh, I should probably just have taken this to the forum...too lazy, too tired

61 | Isna Noselee says:

So, they have this & Amazon; which should I choose?

62 | halo boi says:

funny very funy guys
pre orders in the structure

63 | Spartan_117/John says:

i saw two Flood Combat Forms run down that ramp once after the Covies bailed out once...freaked me out.

64 | Death Vomit says:

Man it looks like the opening of Wal-Mart at my town

They should prolly pick up some of these dead bodies

65 | Falcon says:

Do not go in there! Who knows what lies in there? A trap!

66 | Tartarus says:

*Walks in. Picks up Halo 2. Walks away, not noticing the infection form drilling into my back*

67 | koreanboy86 says:

*gets out ROCKET LAUNCHA*whirr!
boom!hehehe...halo 2's all m*gets hit in the back by jenikins*argh!*
I WANT ITTT!!!!!

68 | Curious Grunt says:

Gagaw was once got tricked that way. It said that he could reserve DOA Ultimate, so he went in the structure & that was the last I heard from him. *Sniffle*

69 | Nathan (not to be confused with Nathan) says:

Yeah, I think I saw him in comic #30. *hehehe*

70 | Isca 'Noselee says:

HAHAHAHA!!! Wort! Wort! *kills a bunch of random Marines and Flood to get to Halo2* All you humans, GET OUT OF MY WAY!! *stops* Wait a second.. Aren't I dead? *sits in a corner to ponder about this while holding HALO 2 in a death grip*

71 | thechosen1 says:

*slaughters everyone in the building, and all of the flood and covies to get Halo 2*
MINE! MINE! ALL MINE!

72 | The Random Guy says:

No wonder their called the flood.

73 | Me&myShotgunBob says:

Come on Bob. We steal it from the employees. *steal the Special Edition Halo 2 in the spiffy metal case* Yay! *then uses Bob to kill flood, restore sanity to the insane marine and escape to play xbox*

74 | Super Grunt says:

That would actually feed the flood for months.I also walked into EB Games and i found a display case of...................................Flood action figures........................What will they think of next.

75 | Morpheus says:

*Fights through Flood and notices the dead bodies of Xerro,Bloodsbane,Isca 'Noselee,Tartarus,koreanboy86,
Tails, Knuckles,Shadow,Cream,
Halo fan...natic,
must...get...halo2... ,eliteghost01,The Knight in Green Cybernetic Armor,
phelan* If I wern't so damn good with the shotgun, I would have waited! *flood freak me out, sees chief* "STAY BACK! YOUR'E NOT TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THOSE THINGS!"

76 | snake_goth says:

RUSH THE B*****S *thousend odd halo fans rush the flood... flood cr*p them-selfs and leg it* WOOT! HALO 2 FOR ALL!!!

77 | halo2superstar says:

hey i just noticed this that thing looks just like a gaping mouth

78 | HaloNorn says:

...Maby the flood want use to go in there so they can take over our bodys and make use play... even though thats not needed becauls we all want to play Halo 2.

79 | eliteghost01 says:

Alright, this has gone on for way too long, god dammit! *reaches the control room with the index and activates halo and we all die*
THE F@#$?N END BIZNEYOTCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

80 | Dj lethal says:

........id do it

81 | yo mama says:

Stupid Flood luring their prey with promises of Halo 2. Watch out, they could do it with Halo 3!

82 | joseph says:

i think the flood are actually quote cool being because their fun to kill and in halo 3 bungie said u might b able 2 play as the flood!

83 | The Commander says:

No Wonder There r lots of infected hosts... The freaky shiny blue guy ( guilty spark) said There is a plasma rifle and if I get it its 100% off * runs inside*

84 | Abrar says:

its the only way to completet 343Guilty spark and wots so cute about the flood they kill human how can that be cute

85 | loco about Halo says:

its the only way to completet 343Guilty spark and wots so cute about the flood they kill human how can that be cute

86 | Get the he.. out ov ma armory says:

The Flood use to be on da mareen team but now there flood they lost there brain

87 | Cristy says:

hahahaha... i'm not sure 'bout going inside...

88 | cyan elite says:

exxelent work red elite, brother in war! *takes halo 2 out off his hand and holds it up infront of all elites* we will play this game, play it until we can play it no more, my brothers in war! or if you want you can stop playing anytime. lets get all covanant dropships, go to a planet so far away, that we can bragg about it! this will be a well known victory, IN ALL OF THE COVANANT!!!! HALO 2 FOR ALL!!!!*loud elite rours of exitement and happeness*red elite, again, exxelent work. none of this would have happend without you, you should be in the covanant's circle of heros.(corpses of the heros, that is. and red elite will go in the circle once he dies.)now, lets get a dropship along with other elites and head for that planet!*activates shields of all the dropships incase flood will hijack them*

89 | David says:

90th post! awsome! wahoo! no one posted for 3 straight days. looks like this place will go out of buisness....no one would want that to happen, would they?

90 | David says:

guys? guys? HELLOOO

91 | Thresher says:

*I crawl out*
Me: there are flood down there
Kid: 17s 4 f100d d0wn 7h3r3 sw337
Me: no stupid kid
*little girly screams*
me: i said not to go down but nooooooo

92 | the guy from halo5 says:

walks in sees dead bodies of everybody halo2 in corner,takesit walks out opens WHAAAATT!!?!?!THE CASE IS EMTPY!?! sob sob sob sob egad wats this feeling on my back? ah well, goes to a pelican sitting conviently nearby not noticeing all the others reahing for me

93 | Masterchief evil says:

haha. i get it, flood gates as in the flood of people that will go in!

94 | L.T starkiller says:

Now thats how you lure someone for a trap no wonder why it is so dangerous the flood must belive its the januray sells or someting so thats why everyting is dead in there and i tought the flood were stupid

95 | Marine Commander says:

Okay men recently the elites have taken the Halo 2 game from the flood death trap. It's our job to take halo 2 from them. prepare the boarding craft. There they are all ships open fire boarding craft go! *inside of covenent ship* marines open fire *wakie talkie* Hellfire marine sir we found halo 2 it's in the bridge. good work all marines to the bridge. make sure no covenent escape the bridge. mean while on the bridge. Marine: i have halo 2 *trips and breaks halo 2* whoops *all fighting suddenly stops* *Everones looking at the marine* uhhh...bye *marine leaves* marine commander: everone kill that marine!

96 | Lone Spartan says:

Well, Guilty Spark did say that the flood were smart, and this is proof.

I hope that everyone that died down there fought better than Keyes and his crew.

97 | bungie says:

hey guys nows are time to pre order halo 2 im going first to my graveyard seeya dont want to be ya!!!!!!!

98 | Slade8 says:

Only three letters describe this comic. LOL!

99 | Alpha Halo says:

If i were going in there, i'd load my spankR and Shotgun before i go in.

100 | Random flood says:

*is playing halo 2 inside building*

-translated from floodish-

Heh Heh Heh....

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