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1 | karol says:

DAM i never get to drive one of them

2 | shorty says:

i do not get it, what is he diving into?

3 | Suka 'Ramamee says:

WORT WORT WORT! The flailing legs remind me of how we execute traitorous Grunts. It's quite entertaining to have some flesh fired out of a cannon.

4 | Xerro says:

shorty, it's called a wraith, it's the big covenant tank which hurts a lot should the plasma shell lands on your head

5 | stosh says:

i dunno about this one.

6 | Spartan 117 says:

Before i thought that part was where the Elite sat.That was the best comic yet. LOL that was great.

7 | Shep says:

uhh well one question, how would you get in anyway? i havent seen anyother way the Elites go in.

8 | Halo53 says:

Ah, I wish I could drive one of those things...

9 | Xerro says:

It is where the elite sits, they just sit beneath that pointy thing which shoots the plasma.

10 | shorty says:

oh so it is, all of my colours are off, most things look grey instead of their normal colour (color for those in the states) so it looked a bit wierd

11 | Tony04 says:

if u guys see the halo 2 pic at bungie.net notice the new rocket launcher the dead guy falling had, but nice comic

12 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Yayap: isnt that where the cannon is?
Zuka: uh... i think so.

13 | someone you shouldnt talk to says:

actually if you look REAL close at the picture,well not really close, but there is a little square thing below the cannon, thats the cocpit.

14 | bleh says:

u can drive one u just gotta get hmt 3 they suck hard to aim and crap rof

15 | Mr. Elite says:

lol.....I think he is inside the cannon
*Elite inside lafs and shoots MC into the air*

16 | Owm109 says:

I honestly don't see how people don't understand these. The artwork is detailed, and the jokes are straightforward (assuming you have as much knowledge of Halo as my 8 year old sister), so how people come in here and say "I don't get it", is beyond me. Well, good one, nonetheless.

17 | BumpyC says:

I think the humour was a bit off on this one. Some of the halobabies comics just don't seem to click, for me at least. There're some great ones, yeah, like the "This cave isn't a natural formation" one, but others are just a bit off.

18 | HaloChicka(spartan116) says:

LMAO! thats funny. But you would think the cheif would be smarter than that... oh well. Good point Robert. Damn covies. You're all so stupid unlike us humans :P

19 | CKC1065 says:

thats were the plasma comes out, its the turret, you enter from the bottom i believe.

20 | Spartan 87 says:

ok bleh, u cant drive a wraith and everyone whos played halo knows that

21 | Rick says:

Spartian 87: You can if you have a modchip or other type of hack (i.e. the name of the comic) and know what you're doing. I've done it, and trust me, it's insane.

22 | Master Chief Cutter says:

If you look at a destroyed Wraith, you can see a very small cockpit in front of the plasma mortar cannon. It is very very small for a person to sit in. If you fart in there, you had better pop the hatch because it will stink in there forever. Oh man. :P

Master Chief Cutter ;)

23 | Dragoon says:

i almost got into a wraith once in assault in the controlroom(it takes two ppl though)

24 | bleh says:

in reply to spartan87

lol u can dude on pc or xbox on xbox u need a mod chip on pc u just need a tool called hmt 3 lol

25 | BOB says:

Hey BumpyC, don't worry, I don't get some of the jokes too, or I do but some don't seem to funny. Then again im not a big fan of comics in general or Codedies either, which is wierd, cuz i consider myself to be pretty witty from time to time :)

26 | bob says:

hes diving into the part that shoots out the mortar - it means itll kill him

27 | Major Payne says:

A good way to ignite a fart, by my standerds

28 | HaloChicka says:

HAHA igniting farts. sounds painfull

29 | The Knight in Green Cybernetic Armor says:

He's gonna be so glad he was wearing his helmet for this!

30 | Bucky says:

Well, the reason some people don't get the jokes is cause you have to have listened to every little nuance of the game. Like the one where he says "And better looking too!" is taken from that one time in that one scene in that one mission when that one marine said about the master cheif: "he's taller than I thought. And better looking too!"

31 | Necromasterx says:

LOL, only marines and grunts are dumb enough to do that. What if he let out a HUGE fart inside his suit and it choked him to death??? And would puncturing his suit ignite the fart???

32 | Some Guy says:

One day, I got really pissed because I was new and the Wraiths were really hard to kill. So I kept dieing and seeing (when I respawn) an elite go into one. So I tried to beat him to it, hoping I could push X to jump in, and all that happened was an elite going in and blasting me >.< anyway great comic

33 | Everyone says:

It sucks that you can drive a Wraith. One time I tried to snipe the Elite out. (sighs) I so stupid.......

34 | Spartan088 says:

ok...heres something for everyone who wants to know "WHERE IS THE FRIGGIN COCKPIT TO THE WRAITH TANK??". well for one, here is my sorce. The 3rd halo book (First Strike) says that the cockpit is in the BACK where there is a door/hatch. you climb inside and sit. when its activated, the eyes (eye slit things on the hull of the Wraith tank) project a 3-D wrap-around view of whatever is outside of the tank. really high tech to make a 3-D wrap around veiw of the outside world of the Wraith. well...thats the story. read all 3 Halo books to understand more thouroghly the storyline behind halo. they are in the Sci-Fi section of most book stores...or you can buy it at halo.bungie.store or somewhere at halo.bungie.net...

35 | hunterkillla says:

If what Spartan088 says is true (I haven't read the books) then the Master Chief better pray an elite doesn't get in or the MC gonna regret sticking his head down a cannon.

36 | a fan naf a says:

thats hillarious.
sees an elite jump in,
he sticks his head in the plasma cannon.
HA HA HA !!!

37 | kaboom says:

the cockpit is where his knees are (that square hatch)

38 | Spartan088 says:

Btw peeps...i forgot to metion, the cockpit IS semi-small and thhe Elite/whoever gets in can lift the seat up to barely look out where the turret is to check if something is at Point Blank because the projector doesnt show anything that is less than 1 meter away from the wraith.

39 | matt says:

hahaha very good i really like all the comics so far keep going!

40 | PyroSporker16 says:

i have driven wraith before, and i have never even opened my xbox up. there is this thing called action replay, it is cool, you upload other peoples game saves onto a memory card then you go play on them. i have plyed as any covenant character, and driven a wraith, and played as other cool things like a POA engineer.

41 | Spartan088 says:

i have that Action Replay thing but where did u get the saved one for any cov charrie or drive a wraith? all i ever got was Banshee on every level! which was a rip off because the guy thought a Ghost was a Banshee x-x

42 | big 'n phat says:

i want more conics on halo nnnnnnnnnooooooooooowwwwwwww! plz

43 | Rick says:

Hacks are far better. Action Replay is tedious. You ever play with bouncing Plasma grenades? Thought so.

44 | Spartan088 says:

action replay can be sold at most electronic places that sell vid games. i got mine at wal mart...or was it k mart...or wuz it target? oh well you can get them most anywhere

45 | Zuka Zamamee says:

that happened to me the first time i saw a wraith, lets just say that the end result wasn't pretty

46 | MC0096 says:

Good comic... but... I sound stupid saying this since i'm a computer geek... *whimper* what's a mod chip and where can you get one? *whimper* please be nice... *whimper*

47 | Brian Pryor says:

really funny I still don't get how the 8 foot tall elites get into the "crawl space right infront of the plasma cannon

48 | Wrather says:

I saw a elite go into a wraith before (When I was playing AOTCR) What he does is he climbs the side of a wraith opens a small hatch and goes diving in. (doesn't go in the cannon, BAD PLACE TO BE)

49 | Armyofone says:

Are those mod chips and the actionreplay the same? Either or,what do they look like and how do you install them or hook em' up or does a guy do it for you? Sorry I don't mean to annoying, it's just the things you guys are talking about are pretty sweet, I've mastered Halo many a times I just want to screw around with hack kinda stuff.Oh, one more thing I heard that there's some kinda hack that gives you a flame thrower but i don't think it's true.I don't mean to be overwhelming sorry.

50 | Dave says:

How do you get in anyways?

51 | KC says:

gotta love the humor in it i mean how funny would it be to see it really happen (not much if it was you) but still its funny how its put into perspective cuz we really ont know where the hatch to get in is at right?..... right guys? *marines advance weapons drawn* guys? comon were all friends right?...... right? *marines open up with 7.62mm ap rounds killing me slowly.

52 | yea a bf 1942 player says:

Hey if ya wanna drive 1 get battlefield 1942 then get the halo mod

53 | hunterkilla says:

This is a great comic. True, there's massiv confusion 2 most people of where the elite sits, but heres a good game tip. In a vehicle or foot stay near the Wraith and it doesn,t shoot coz ur 2 near it.

54 | Spartan088 says:

1 problem with that hunterkilla; they will crush you if you are too close on legendary. its sort of a game glitch with the running over and the splatter of the blood and OH MY GLAVEN WHATS THAT!? *gets squashed by a wraith tank* ow...

55 | Spartan2_Soldier says:

hmmmmmmm.......then how do u get in those things...wutever, it doesn't matter 2 me as long as I kill them

56 | Spartan2_Soldier says:

hmmmmmmm.......then how do u get in those things...wutever, it doesn't matter 2 me as long as I get rid of them.

57 | Spartan2_Soldier says:

now im repeatin' myself uhhhh

58 | grunt-with-fuel rod says:

dang, no comments.

59 | grunt-with-fuel rod says:

no, wait, that was one!

60 | grunt-with-fuel rod. says:

so was that!!!!!! im confused.

61 | Fredd says:

Why Master Cheif? Why? You are making yourself look silly. Why even try when you cant get in?... what the?! im talking crap about the cheif! Whats wrong with me?!

62 | cortana f jghbnfngjkln says:

cheif whats 2 find a split-chin-squid-head.Rockin' hell!!!!

63 | MJOLNIR117 says:

This brings back bad memories!

One time at the control room, I saw one of those covie Wraith tanks. Master Cheif went to go find a JackHammer (Rocket Launcher), but I was determined to pull the elite out of that thing and beat him to death with the butt of my Sniper Rifle (I love Sniper Rifles!!!) So I dove into that opening. Next thing I know, I can see a big blue ball of energy developing and I can hear MC yelling "Get out of the cannon!". And i'm like "what cannon?" BOOM!!! I went flying across the canyon with my helmet half-welded to my head and the last thing I remember was an elite saying "Stupid human, hahaha!", a loud explosion, and the Master Cheif calling for a Pelican medical evac. I was in a coma for weeks after that, but I got better in time to go snowboarding down the slopes of the control room's surrounding canyons.

p.s. Hey covies! you shoud get a sign that says beware of energy mortar, and to the elite who was driving that thing, I'm going to kill you if you're not already dead, so I suggest you start running!!!! *loads sniper rifle*

64 | Zucchini says:

...KAMIKAZE!!!

65 | whens halo 2!! says:

mc is a dumbass. i mean a marine knew it was the cannon before he did but it was a good comic!

66 | Mr Elite says:

OMG those tanks are so fun to drive. Unfortunately I hit a jackal the first time I tried, but that bastard deserved it anyways, He was pickin on my Grunt friend

ps: HA HA you Humans cant drive the thing! I guess ur brain isnt that big anyways

67 | ODST Guy says:

Ha!The marines replaced a grenade with chief.

68 | mizis chief says:

WORT WORT WORT! elites rulez! lol. i hope i get to drive one of those in halo 2...

69 | Halo fan...natic says:

once i tried to do that and i tried for like an hour. then all of a sudden i was inside the tank... then the game crashed. ever since then there's always a chance that the game won't load when i try to play (BOOOOO! THIS STINKS!) oh well. hey does anyone have $200 i can borrow?

70 | Halo fan...natic says:

and oh yeah, cortana f jghbnfn----- it's ROT in hell not rockin' hell.

71 | SPARTAN-117 says:

h4x0r.......lol thats funny cant wait to till HALO 2 comes out so we can drive Wraiths

72 | SonictheHedgehog says:

This is definetly a mod chip. I heard that Halomods will let you
drive a Wraith Tank & be the covenant & all sorts of cool stuff
so go there, NOW!
P.S. I saw an elite enter the Wraith tank that way.

73 | Halo fan...natic says:

what is h4x0r supposed to stand for?
had 4 x's & 0 rides?

74 | Halo fan...natic says:

no seriously you guys i really need $200 to fix my Xbox... make it $250 so i can get a mod chip too... or $300 so i can get some new games too... or $500 so i can... *see's Microsoft representatives approaching with ARs and shotguns* hey you guys... i was just kidding... i wasn't really going to get a mod chip... ummm... it was a typo! you guys? AAHHHHHHH! Help! have mercy!!

75 | Halo_Marine_101 says:

I know on "final run" those 3 Wraiths plasma me to death I'm trying to beat the Maw on legendary I keep geting killed on "light fuse run away"

76 | Halo fan...natic says:

okay, my xbox has completely blown. i'll put in the disk and it starts up like normal. campaigns, player *******, level ***** on *** difficulty level and Wham!

"the disk you are using is either dirty or damaged. press A to continue."

i clean the disk, check it for scratches, try other disks, yadda yadda; nothing works... can i borrow $500?

77 | Isna Noselee says:

I pretty sure its a mod chip alright.

78 | Carrotstik says:

When he said h4x0r he ment "hacker" in elite speak. (no pun intended)

79 | Halo fan...natic says:

oh, so that's what that means. i keep seeing it on nearly every website i've been to... i bet a lot of my earlier comments are going to be regarded as spam, right? sorry. at least most of them were funny right?

80 | Spartan_117/John says:

*prays the Wraith tank dun go off*

lack thereof of a mod chip...and maybe some brains...dun tell Dr. Halsey what her Spartans were up to...

*sneaks off*

81 | halo boi says:

cheif climbs into the barrel it charges up and BOOM! no more chinese laundry!:D
youre an insparation!

82 | Invader ZIM says:

Is Action Replay really that good? Is it complicated to set up and download saves off the net? Do you need Xbox live? Sorry for all the questions but help me out here!

83 | Mr Fish says:

This is a classic case of the turmoils of inner beings who WANT to get inside A WRAITH TANK and CAN'T!!!!!!!! **I have no idea wjat i'm on about

84 | Cynap says:

Ok, I have played many wraith mods on Halo PC, and the way in is the little square, it slides off and that's where you ist, inside it. The joke is is that he is trying to get in, but he is in the gun.

85 | Falcon says:

GET OUT OF THERE, CHIEF!! OR YOU WILL FLY!!

86 | theGRUNT1000 says:

I do not know how to get in... but the one thing I know, is that HE'LL GET BLASTED INTO BITS N' PIECES IF HE DON'T GET OUT CUZ THAT'S THE WEAPON CANNON FOR THE TANK

87 | some guy says:

i wonder where the hatch really is...

88 | tpyori88 says:

i'ld just like to point out that in the game that is where elite get in those dang things. i seen 'em do it

89 | Sgt. Big says:

I once sniped an elite before he got into a wraith. It took about fourteen tries... after I cleared out the est of the enemies I investigated the pilotless wraith. It's inposible to get into a wraith on the X-box version of Halo if you haven't messed with it. I did blow it up afterwards, even though there was no pilot.
Uh... funny comic.

90 | A.O-gruntman says:

A kid in my class(NAT)said he got in a wraithtank by killing the elite with a banshee be4 the elite got in the wraith,then he got out of the banshee and went near the wraith, pressed X and got in.that comic reminded me of him getting in the wraith,Great comic!

91 | Nathan (not to be confused with Nathan) says:

Reminds me of the time a kid in MY class said a glitch caused all the SILENT CARTOGRAPHER covenant to wear swimsuits. In a more sickly account, he talked about a secret passageway which lead to a covenant strip club.

WARNING: ALL PATRONS MUST SHEILD EYES!

92 | Halo fan says:

My friend actually manage to get in
one of the wraiths. Yes I'm telling
the truth belive it or not.He says it was hard to fire it.

93 | [!] AlphaNull [!] says:

...

ahhh, yes.....
that frikin' convenant tank, how many nostalgiac memories...
*wipes tear*

94 | darn you mc! says:

mc sucks elites rule there you go oh and great comic

95 | madman552 says:

very funny!

96 | Halo Freek says:

That is just wrong! BUT IT'S GREAT!

97 | Super Grunt says:

U drive those in Halo 2 trust me on this one.

98 | Elite 117 says:

to all who dont know where the elite enter the cockpit: he slips in the square hatch then the pannel closes over :P

99 | Kagemaru says:

Oh my god. Halo 2's out and you people dont know if you drive a frikken wraith? Heres a load off. YOU CAN

100 | zuka zamamee 2 says:

well done, hes got the buff, but the brains? i'm not sure...

101 | The worter says:

he go BOOM lol, that one was great

102 | Spartan 122 says:

HAHA! he's gonna get his ass blowed up! lol i hate wraiths, theyre so annoying!

103 | Potato says:

With the squashing... and the boosting... and the fire... and it hurts me

104 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

come on! the MC isn't that stupid...i hope

105 | Cristy says:

just like Doubl3 H3lix said... i don't think he's that dumb...

106 | mjsabsda says:

stupid ppl;

107 | gimbus says:

where do u get hacked game saves for a soft mod x box

108 | HaloHacker2874 says:

its a wraith or elite

109 | alaron says:

blow up stupid!!!!

110 | FELIX SUCKS says:

HEY! HEY! EXCUSE ME YOUR MOTHER SO FAT THAAATTT WHEN SHE JUMP FOR JOY SHE GOT STUCK!!. OK THANK YOU.
-IN CHINESE ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

111 | knox rocks says:

he's diving into the ships cannon stupid

112 | knox rocks says:

thats to shorty

113 | Aaron says:

You eny people out there need help modding and getting there rank up on halo 2 add radicate and i will get ur rank up for you

114 | neon says:

you hop in the cockpit that is shown on the comic in Halo 2. The cockpit is not on the back, it is on top of the wraith. Although its pointless to tell you that now that Halo 2 has been out for almost a year.

115 | Andy says:

omg that is funny

116 | Masterchief evil says:

o my he went into the gun barrel

117 | overlordsnipe says:

I HATE MODERS AND PLAZMA PISTOLS BUT IF XBOX WILL NOT DO INTHING OR BUNGIE I MITE GET OF OF HALO FOR EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

118 | Alex says:

please for the love of god if anyone sees this tell me a website with halo mods please

119 | Half-Jaw and Zawaz says:

Half Jaw:Reminds me of that one time.....
Zawaz: I still haven't forgiven you for that.

120 | Slade8 says:

The square beneath the Chiefs legs is a hatch that closes when you get in.

121 | penut says:

lol funny and i just flip over the wraith and i get to drive it

122 | Pikapoo3 360 says:

i think his head is going to get blasted off. bye MC!

123 | Alpha Halo says:

Oh no! Booom!

124 | Zeka the Gold Elite says:

Only a pathetic human would try to mimic us Elites!

125 | jake says:

red grunt-girls orange grunt-boys
seriasly i checked with the creaters in a email and elites are red-girls and blue-guys
black grunts could be ether 1s and same with white elite.oh and jackels by sheild blue-boys orange-girls brutes not sure but think weapon red plasma rifle is-girls and brute shots-boys hunters who knows all i know when there are 2 1s a girl and 1s a boy drones all boys acept queen at home planet prohets all boys acept prohet of mercy

126 | Unit 104 says:

LOL. Chip Dubbo... my favorite marine. Master Chief... always a humorous idiot when it comes to Halobabies.

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