A Chief's gotta hang his helmet somewhere!

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1 | DE Huntersitter says:

NICE 2 SEE THE MASTER CHIEF WITHOUT ARMOR.
BUT HOW THE HELL WILL HE STINK IN THAT ARMOR(CORTANA DOES DE DISHES AND THE CLEANING?)

2 | Xerro says:

At least he won't get sand in his hair, or his eyes, or mouth.

3 | Armyofone says:

This comic wasn't too funny,but it was okay. Hey man that's tough luck, It's not like MC going to be a spartan without having to do anything. And plus he get the fun job out of the UNSC.

4 | crashedwarthog says:

hehe this was pretty good, poor MC, he never seems to get a break from everything ;)

5 | Oni_Raptor says:

Hey thats pretty good, I like how Cortana was sitting right next to him

6 | Necromas says:

Does MJOLNR armor take an hour to get off too?

7 | dude says:

i want to see master-chief with his helmit off....please

8 | I AM says:

what's up with the marine's eye?

9 | Rift says:

not really funny but still good

10 | Kanman-075 says:

If you read Halo: The Fall of Reach, armyofone, you would see that it takes 15 minutes for a Spartan to get the Mjolnir armor on and have a weapon, ready to fight. This comic is okay too. I think the reason they never show his head either is because no one in Halobabies knows what his face looks like. THis comic was okay.

11 | MrFluffyPants says:

Geez! Give them a break! It was a great comic. It's meant to be funny, not consistent with the story line.

Just chill, and enjoy it for what it is.
"OMG! There were no lawn chairs on Silent Cartographer!"
;P

12 | Scott-087 says:

This is to "dude" Why the hell would you wanna see him without his helmet? its not that big of a deal....if you did his face would be like super duper pale

13 | Mr. Elite says:

Poor ol MC can't get a break eh?

14 | Grunty boy says:

MC gets a break but do we grunts,no we don't even get paid!!

15 | Yoozel says:

Face it, I don't think the plot line will work. Maybe you should have a plot and a free style kind?

16 | Wolfy says:

I think the plot will develope in time. It is already somewhat of a plot, but you can't really get anything out of just 2 plotted strips anyway. GREAT JOB! I want more!

17 | Spartan088 says:

yes! another plot comic strip! the better the plot, the funnier it can be. i'm glad this now has a plot ^-^

18 | MC the Hammer says:

I liked it, and it's spelled MOLIJNOR

19 | Frensa Geran says:

Heh, first scene, the green thing is on the marines right eye. Then in scene 2 it's on his left.
All that aside, good job.

20 | the cheat says:

meh. not that good in my oppion at all :[

21 | Mink'o'War says:

The HUD doesn't change eyes, it's hanging off the marine's helmet.

22 | TheCheif says:

No you foolish people!! It's MJOLNIR!! M-J-O-L-N-I-R, MJOLNIR!! Jk, sry, I needed to have a little fun today. And to reapeat MrFluffyPants, it's just a comic, meant to be funny. God, some of us take the funnies a little TOO seriously.

23 | haloman says:

nope not a go one.

24 | Mista_B says:

Well, if you've ever got sand in yer pants, never mind a super suit... owie fer the Chief.

Heheheh.

25 | peter says:

nice comics can u send me them

26 | imagrunt says:

ha, the chief never gets a break does he?? lol

27 | Ross Davis says:

Leave it to Keyes... What next? A flood attack? *drools in insanity*

28 | Mista_B says:

Armyofone: Yes, you can be IP blocked.

Wonder why the Captain is coming to see the Chief personally?

29 | your mom says:

Your daddy was never good enough for me. Like this comic.

30 | MJOLNIR117 says:

One time at bootcamp....No I wont go there.

Anyways the Master Cheif always seems to be fighting and he never gets a break! But then, I can sort of understand that if the Covies are really as bad and horrible as they say in the books. This happened one time to me. I was snowboarding in some of the Canyons at the Control Room when I got a call from command saying that I had to go help the MC destroy Halo. I really didn't want to go so soon, but then I also noticed that I could hear squirmy noises and Wraith fire so I decided to go. Anyways I got to the POA and was near the lifeboats when a Carrier form exploded and knocked me into a lifeboat. As i got up I hit the engine button and was fired into space. It was fun watching Halo explode though. And I even saw the Master Cheif fly by me in a Longsword. I don't think he noticed me though. Wait a second... Any UNSC personell respond. I need extraction... breaking up.....Somebody save me!...... LOST TRANSMISSION

31 | Halofanman117 says:

I didnt think this one was all that funny. but he should take his damn helmet off tho!

32 | grunt-with-fuel rod says:

actually, MJOLNIR, there were survivors. on the third book at least. and a few spartans survived Reach. I knew i should have blasted them with my fuel rod gun..... n e way sarge. jonson survives as well as a Lt., a pelican dropship, pilot, and "Hell jumper". i knew sum 1 mustve survived, and i was right!!!!

33 | Kano 'Takanamee says:

Why do you want him to take his helmet off? Just be patient. It will happen in due time. I'm waitin' for it too. Sgt. Johnson is in the Halo 2 preview movie so of course he survived. I call him Sgt. Kenny BECAUSE HE WON'T DIE!!! WHY WON'T HE DIE!!! IT DRIVES ME MAD!!! *ahem* If MC doesn't get all that sand out of his clothes he's gonna have one hell of a rash. Happens to me all the time. Wait a minute....That's the same Marine that hit me in the head at the Control Room! I'm gonna get him. Ugh...I hate this human keyboard.

34 | Kano 'Takazanamee says:

Mjolnir117, what is this about boot camp?

35 | rally man says:

ya i hate it when u get sand in your armor!!!

36 | MJOLNIR117 says:

Yo grunt with fuel rod, I well aware that there were other survivors! I have read First Strike and know that some of the other Spartans survived Reach. I never said that there wasn't any! Oh yeah... and about Boot Camp, ...you don't wanna know....

anyways... Any UNSC personell This is Spartan 118. Need pick-up... in a non-active lifeboat....Does anybody hear me?.........LOST TRANSMISSION

37 | (TCP)grunty says:

hey in first strike which is the coolest is that grunts have white armor i want some of that.... hey where am i oh no im lost in a human pelican AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

38 | eptp says:

is it just me, or does anyone else get the preverted urge to see baby chef doing baby cortona?

39 | The Knight IN Green Cybernetic Armor says:

I have one thing to say plus a bogus math theorem:
SANDPAPER
Sand in clothes + Running around in heavy armor = Raw flesh

40 | Major Payne says:

i don't want to see the captain

two hours later

Where is the marine?
i left him with a tree

at the top

HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!

41 | Suka 'Ramamee says:

That's nothing...once, a pair of Jackals i had asked to scout out a beach were found lounging on it. We would have disciplined them, but the place was clear, so we just took a swim. What the Jackals hadn't scouted out, however, was the 'undertow' sign...

42 | Rinon says:

At least he doesn't have grunts in his pants... cuz i do. IT"S NOT FUN!!!!

43 | Fehic 'Retsamee says:

Lol...itchy. Jagaw! What the hell are you doing in that poor person's pants you perverted freak?! Sorry Rinon. It won't happen again. Stupid Grunts....

44 | Fusion1 says:

The MC looks funny with his hands inter-locked like that...

45 | MJOLNIR117 says:

No eptp, nobody ever gets perverted urges like that! How could somebody have an urge to watch two babies... omfg! You've shattered my fragile little mind forever.....

Oh yeah! I forgot I was stranded in this life boat for a second! Any UNSC personell respond. Hey, There's the monitor!

Five seconds later...

DIE! (fires sniper rifle into monitor) Hey! He's dead!

monitor: Recla....i..mu...rr

Calling Master Cheif. If you can hear me I'm requesting evac....before Halo 2 releases...it's the least you could do for me..since I destroyed... the monitor...LOST TRANSMISSION

46 | Isna Noselee says:

The story here is forming, alright.

47 | halo boi says:

how do i describe this?
um cheesy? embarassing?
OH i got it rediculus!
don take it personal its a not a negative to ALL the things gruntsbane has done for us

48 | Spartan Chick says:

I think the chief needs a break, i mean in the game were just controlling him-he's doing all the running and stuff!
Anyway, I liked the comic.

49 | Morpheus says:

CORTANA!!! (coldly) Give me my pants.

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51 | P1r0 says:

How come we never get to see MC's face! Waahhhhhhhh**crying in a dark corner watching the end cinema of Halo**

52 | MC says:

how did they know that master chief had that skin colour

53 | Spartan: freelancer-228 says:

MC -- they guessed. even an african would get pale after so much lack of sun.
Actually, I think it's in one of the books...?

54 | erik says:

u fucking suck that was so fucking gay god damn ur an idiot

55 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

(2) man, i hate when i get sand in my mouth.
erik,ur a homo

56 | Cristy says:

poor MC.. i think he needs a break... well.. back to reality chief!

57 | Metal Snake says:

Shouldent MC be more buff?

58 | Masterchief evil says:

hahahaha sucker!

59 | Bob says:

what does lol mean

60 | Hell Jumper Marine says:

Are you joking Bob!? it means laugh out loud. and this comic was ok...

P.S I think Gruntsbane just didn't want to draw that much and thats why MC looks less buff

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