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1 | nightmare says:

lmao that's pretty good, i like cortana's new look too
first post

2 | lt. mcmuffin says:

LMFAO that is funny
Second post w00t

3 | Elite Leader says:

ROFLMFAO that is REALLY funny Gruntsbane! you deserve a WORT!

4 | A-Dead-Grunt says:

Nice.

5 | A random mad halo fan says:

Great work!
Cortana's looking really good now!

6 | MechaRaum says:

LMaO! Tahts halarious! Great job!

7 | Kanman-075 says:

Good comic Gruntsbane! Great to have you back!

8 | Funkmon says:

Not bad. I like the new cortana, and it was funny.

9 | Spartan 67 says:

Heh, looking great Gruntsbane. Keep up the great work!

10 | S.O.G. says:

Very funny, Cortana's head is a little to elongated if you want some constuctive criticism.

11 | mr. mister says:

nice comic gruntsbane

12 | Mista_B says:

As I said before, that rawks. Poor Sarge...

And if it matters, w00t, 12th post!

13 | Jaxx says:

lol, nice one. :)

14 | Random Elite says:

lol. you gonna do the other cutsences?

how bout you do the one where the arbiter-to-be is about to be branded a heritic, but tartarus catches on fire from that hot stick-thing?

il see if i can think any more up...

15 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

Nice very Nice!!!!!!!!!
I was LMAO when i saw that in the game! nice Cortana!

16 | Ryley217 says:

Really nice job done on this comic!!! That is so funny!

17 | godd says:

funny as helll, dude :P

18 | Spartan369 says:

aaw man..... I liked the old cortana better

19 | Elite3000 says:

LOL!!!!!!!Nice comic gruntsbane!!!!Cortana loooks awsome!!!!

20 | Yayap and Zuka says:

the new cortana frightens me...

21 | jecho419 says:

its really not that funny dude

22 | Sh4dowSn1p3r says:

Spammer...

anyhow i think u need to make the hair a bit longer cuz it looks wierd to me

23 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

just gonna make a post for this comic, then im gone.....um.....Cortana looks......older.....like she went from Halo Babies to Halo Young Adults.... I like the whole "you look nice" variant as compared to how it really happened.....why isn't Johnson in his Naval Suit for this scene?

24 | squattingb says:

good comic! lol, but cortana looks... tooo baby really. I mean, really too baby-ish at first when the pic was loading i only saw the top half of cortana, seriously looked like from a cartoon show like Pokemon or something, really weird. but haha, Silly Sarge, compliments are for girls! LOL!!!

25 | halofreek220 says:

nice dude do some more

26 | Falcon says:

On second thought, I'll keep the name Falcon.

Alright! A Halo 2 version of Cortana is here! I think that we all LOVE Cortana! These comics keep on getting better! Awesome job, Gruntsbane!

And, of course, the "you look nice" joke from the first level of Halo 2 was used in this strip. :)

27 | JustAGuy says:

Nice, but for some reason I thought that the MC was saying "Well, I uh..." I just realized that it's Sarge...which makes it funnier...

28 | Banditpersonage says:

I liked the old style Sarge/Cortana better... his ears are friggin huge! Cortana looks kind of not as worked on- if that makes any sense. Just thought I'd mention it...

29 | Elite3000 says:

I wonder if the battle rifle or any of the new weapons will be in the new comics.

30 | Yo says:

Yo

31 | tyty says:

yo??............and nice comic

32 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:

does anyone think the new cortana looks creepy? awesome comic Gruntsbane!

33 | Xerro says:

I have to agree with Eibe Niqaree and S.O.G. on this one she looks creepy and her head does look a little elongated. Still funny.

34 | Mr.GotBeans says:

Yeah, the head does look just a little off. I suggest making it either not as tall, or a little bit chubbier around the cheeks, and a mean JUST A TINY BIT.

35 | Ian says:

Cortana is kind of weird looking,and if cortana Thinks she's pretty in this comic shes sadly mistaken,uuuuuuugggggly!

36 | xxctlxx says:

i'd like'd the other cortana, she is hellva ugly.... i think her head is ummm streched alittle.. lol

37 | spartan087Kelly says:

hey thats funny lmao

38 | Reaper117 says:

CHIEF IS GAY! OH MY GOD, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!? AHHHHHH!

39 | some1 else says:

they did this in halo 2 when both sergant johnson and MC said thank you after cortana said that

40 | The Cheat says:

So that explains why Sgt. Johnson hugs the Elite in the end of Halo 1.

41 | Demongo says:

The Cheat, in case you didn't notice. When the elite and johnson hug, you did notice that the elite rubbed johnson's butt?

42 | ScootyPuffJr says:

Haha, clever. Great artwork.

43 | . says:

awosme

44 | JustAnotherHalofan says:

lol that ones pretty funny. its just like in the game when cortana says that to them great job

45 | soo_FUNNY says:

LOL thats freakin funny.......it as even funnier when i found that it was sarge saying it

46 | HaloFanatic says:

man cortana is HOT.

47 | eliteghost01 says:

AWWWWKWARRRD!

48 | Dark hunter 91 says:

man I hate when that happen when someone talking and you dont know if they are talking to you....I feel like a a$$ when that happens. Any ways good one and so true

49 | zero says:

hah! that was helarious

50 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

Great way 2 goof on the chief!!
Keep it UP YALL
WOOOT,50

51 | Invader says:

LOL!

52 | Zyrra says:

Late noob! Again opposite of first, ahahahaaa! Johnson you tool!

53 | Masterchief evil says:

cool

54 | bob says:

rad man thats like totally cool dude

55 | shithead says:

the shotty thang is... in halo2 cortana says the EXACT same yhing to sarge and cheif.... bagaaaaa

56 | halo god1111 says:

halo2 kicks ass

57 | Grunt says:

lol nice, that sarge cracks me up he gets stupider every comic.

58 | I says:

Cortana's a chick

59 | billybobjoe says says:

I like Cortana's new look.

60 | gruntsrawsim says:

they made cortana look rong again LOL dats dam hilaaarious.XD.maybe hes gay lol.XD

61 | TMANN1 says:

i love this web site it is soooooo cool yo haha they r so funny

62 | klaymanbill says:

yay

63 | GUY called DRE says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...IT'S SO FUNNY.

P.S. ever notis that that on halo 1 when you start level 9 keyes youre a few meters from the room with captain Keyes in it. just walk forward and look through the grid with the little flood infection things.

P.P.S. ALL PEOPLE THAT YOUSE THE SAYING LOL MUST BURNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

64 | I have the wierdest name here so ha says:

Wort Wort Wort 67th post thingy

65 | Cadmium says:

Cortana is so hot now. So Miranda Keyes is.

66 | kraid17 says:

oh come on!i liked cortana before!!!

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