A Chief's gotta hang his helmet somewhere!

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1 | Element says:

Loved it, Good work man. W00t first post!

2 | tom says:

hurah 2nd post

3 | md says:

damn that guy is a moron. there's a really good post about him on imdb from someone that worked with him. moron moron moron.

4 | Hawk7886 says:

I don't think I'll ever be able to express in words just how much I hate that man. Poking fun of him in a comic works pretty well, though. :)

I love the artwork.

5 | Stuntmutt says:

http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=12176

;)

6 | Gruntsbane says:

You'd better be careful there, Stuntmutt. BOLL will probably come up with a creative kind of revenge.

7 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

HaloMovie+BOLL=Disaster-BOLL+GeorgeLucas=Masterpiece
The Very Equation to a Good Halo Movie. NoArbiter?!?
(Yoshi's Cookie is better than this alright)

8 | Mista_B says:

Heh.

OTOH, the only person worse than Uwe Boll for a Halo movie would be Lucas.

Meesa thinks so very muchsa.

9 | cooper says:

good but i cant see the last part of the strip.my computer cuts it off

10 | Falcon says:

Now that's funny!

NO CHIEF! YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO TO THE LIBRARY! IT IS 100% MISERABLE HELL THERE! FEATURE IN HIS MOVIE, CHIEF!

Gosh, the library level (a.k.a. Quarantine Zone)is long and tedious!

Is there really going to be a Halo movie? If so, is Ridley Scott really going to direct it???

Altogether now, guys!

"We want the Arbiter!"
"We want the Arbiter!"
"We want the Arbiter!"

11 | Xerro says:

lol heh that's true that guy is just not meant to make games into movies. I'd rather play library forever than have what happened to house of the dead happen to halo

12 | MC_Elite says:

LOL! That was a very south park-esque strip there, and the message is also very true. If Uwe Boll gets his hands on HALO, he'll castrate everything the series was renowned for.

13 | Sparkie says:

LOL nice. Actually, I didn't mind The Library on Halo. I thought it was kind of fun to just run around and shoot a whole bunch of Flood. Nice strip though, and its nice to see you being active on the forums, GB!

14 | DancesWithSoda says:

Good strip, GB! As usual.

15 | Covie_Lover says:

ummmm... Have I missed something? I have no idea who this Uwe Boll is... And I'm worried about that.

Perhaps someone could explain?

16 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

unfortunately........Im not understanding this a whole lot..oh!! but he does have a beer!!! ME WANT THE BEER!!!! although I would take the movie offer no matter how bad...anythings better than The Library, let alone The Library for eternity. Even pounding ten inch long by 1 inch wide nails through your head is more fun. Though I can proudly say Im one of the few who beat Library on Legendary:D

17 | Jaxx says:

ROTFL!! Great one guys.

18 | Dirge says:

hahahaha

19 | mrsmiley says:

LOL! Nice strip there, Stuntmutt!

20 | Ryley217 says:

LMAO heh thats a good one! Heck you never know the Chief could act and wipe a smirk off of anyone's face. yay

21 | gruntie says:

BOLL? ahaha noooooooooooooooooooooooo
why meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

P.S. There really is going to be a halo movie, but I dont know who is directing.

22 | Rival says:

Wow.......... Hollywood.......

23 | The Tman says:

If their going to make a movie have the director be a guy who did a good sci-fi fick or Ridley Scott who made BlackHawk Down which is a great movie.One of the best strips ever.

24 | Bubonni says:

according to Seattle Times microsoft has hired a writer by the name of Alex Garland

25 | fleagirl21 says:

ok.....Wow!
great comic gb keep em comin!

26 | ScionKevlar says:

Yay!! 26th post!!! Woohoo!

27 | Yayapzors says:

omg thats so funny.... also um his weird expression on the face scares me :P

28 | mc7777777 says:

PLEASE NO! Oh, god NO! anyone but him (sob)eheh eheh eheh...

29 | Spec.Op.Elite says:

i will denounce my xbox if he is the director. those two movies were absolute trash, i refuse to let him turn Halo into trash as well.

Oh and Gruntsbane, your slipping. there is a typo in the first speech bubble. it sais "Thorugh the Library for all eternity"

Tisk Tisk...

30 | Twojaw says:

..I did not know there is word that a Halo movie might be produced..

FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! ALL IS LOST!!

Let's face it. There's no saving Master Chief. The most we can hope to save from the butcher knives of Hollywood is the food nipples.. SAVE THE FOOD NIPPLES!!

31 | crock pot says:

the word on the street is either vin diesel or pauly shores will be playing mc in the halo movie. my bet is on pauly shores.

32 | Spartan117 says:

that one just wasn't funny...

33 | BLAZ says:

heh... i'm thinking alot of people here didnt get the joke straight...

Lucas wont ruin the movie... Halo has no lamo characters he can insert... in fact.. i think he'll make the grunts even funnier...

34 | Elite Leader says:

The Demon acting? WORT WORT WORT! That's like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to get out of a caged lake; Hollywood is my next attack. *trips and falls walking to the command room*

35 | Hellfirefanatci says:

Hahahahaha! That was great. Keep it up!

36 | Hellsing says:

Aww man... that was good. He does have a passion for that but seriously, A halo movie doesnt sound bad at all.

37 | Deathtard says:

maybe lucas will make all the grunts sound like Jar-Jar Binks

38 | CaptainPirateGuy says:

Pirating is fun everyone should do it yay! Also they should get rid of child labor laws.

39 | project blam says:

*singing* Hollywood..la la la,la la la la *windows break* Opps....

40 | runty lime on xbox live says:

Ha,Ha!That Guy Looks Funny & Stupid! That would Be a Hard Choice I hated the Libary!When I see the previews You'll Here the da,da,da,da of the halo soundtrack and be te only one who knows what movie it is!

41 | Tryen Shootamee says:

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO! what's with the mouth? yeh that's right chief...i'd go to the library too!

42 | Tryen Shootamee says:

no there will not be a movie...

Bungie says

Quote

"we don't want to make a movie beacause too many movies that were made from video games, have been really bad and we don't want the same thing to happen to halo"

Un-Quote

if they made it out of the first book, that would be really cool....but as you see, not any time soon

43 | Tryen Shootamee says:

sorry "Beacuase" is spelled wrong in my last "entry"

44 | bumm123 says:

falcon your right who the heck is he.

45 | bumm123 says:

deathtard YOU NOTHIN ABOUT STARWARS i know more so quit smacktalkin

46 | bumm123 says:

i don't know anything about the comic[i don't even understand these rules].

47 | Lord_Halo99 says:

DIE UWE BOLL DIEEEEEEE!!!

good strip Gruntsbane

48 | misster_cheef says:

if lucas was directing it the grunts would probaly say "meesa wet meeself"

49 | The Gruntanator says:

May the grunts be with you.............>.<

50 | thechosen1 says:

50th post..yay? Anyway, dear god, if Lucas botches up this movie...I don't even want a Halo movie, after the Chronicles of Riddick...which was sad. Just pathetic.

51 | Suck my Fuel Rod says:

Nooooo! Not the library! Never! Don't do it! You can't! It's satanic on legendary! Somone stop him!

52 | Suck my Fuel Rod says:

By the way... just wondering, but why are the flood so noisy now? They were so quiet on 1...

53 | eliteghost01 says:

speaking of library, have any of you guys tried to hold a LAN party in the library. Damn, it's impossible. for starters i forgot which tv i plugged the av cables into and whenever someone left to find the bathroom nobody ever came back, plus only four people showed up and i invited 233.5 people although every minute i thought i heard somebody scream in agony . The other people there wouldn't shut the hell up either, i mean when i asked them to shut up they attacked me and i barely got out alive. (reaches back to itch back and pulls off an infection form) how long have you been there? hey guys, i feel itchy.(stops and takes a sip of tang0

54 | Sean says:

NO NO ARBITER I HATE COVENANT!!! DIE ARBITER HE SHOULD GET DESTROTYED AT THE OPENING SCENE OF HALO 3!!! ( if there is one )

55 | radioactive carrot says:

luv it. can u make more?
either way, AWESOME! i like ham! lol

56 | A random mad halo fan says:

OH.MY.GOD!
IT'S UWE BOLL!
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN!?!?!
AAARGH!
IF Uwe Boll directs the Halo movie,it's total catastrophe!

57 | Lt. haverson says:

I agree with you a random mad halo fan.

58 | 343kaka says:

haha, yeah, Uwe boll sucks! is he german?

59 | WcStiCk says:

i think both are as bad. the library is hard and annoying. and the director sounds like a reaaallyy bad guy, but i prefer going through the movie. the movie is only for a short time. the library is for all eternity.

60 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

make the movie good,make the movie good,make the movie good,make the movie exelent!!!!!!

61 | bon the magic gnome says:

yea hell yea make that movie good and put some good actors in it too

62 | NOBODY says:

IF THAT GUY TOUCHES HALO, I WILL CUT HIS BALLZ OFF WITH A PLASMA SWD!!!

63 | Arbiter 4 President says:

Don't blame MC for not choosing the Library. Would have been more understandable though if he had to play through it on LEDGENDARY for all eternity...

Oh, and by the way:

Arbiter for President!

64 | Masterchief evil says:

lol

65 | grunts kik ass says:

man if i was chief i wood kik his ass so bad

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