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1 | Dreadnought says:

awesome, and first comment >.<

2 | Igili says:

Cool, and second comment.

3 | Dirge says:

O.O that is awesome!

4 | Sim1 says:

Fun fun fun! the poor tartarus....taursus..er.. i dunno how is written... :P

5 | Lost|nHell says:

lolz....veri nice

6 | RuntyLime says says:

I Like having bosses,and the way Sim1 it's written "Tartarus" nice comic GB!

7 | Mak_elite says:

this Suck

8 | Snarf Da Badd-ass Grunt says:

We all know you can defeat any boss, as long as you get the Banshee through the door.
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9 | SL says:

I agree with Snarf Da Badd-ass Grunt, but having bosses puts the thrill in a game

10 | Xerro says:

Bosses r cool, but aren't you forgetting the prophet of regret, i would consider him a boss too. He's pretty damn difficult to kill on legendary, had to jump on him like 6 times or something.

11 | flea arbiter says:

LMAO!!!!!!!!
i like the way u dud Tartarus! ^__^
WOOT 11th post!!!!!!!!

12 | rockwood says:

the comic is hot... id like to find a way to get my train in thier tunnels... so hot...

13 | Ghost3021 says:

and how would you get the banshee through the door? :s
great work, though in halo1 there realy weren't any bosses( just run to the escape pod :o)
lol! :D

14 | Lord_Halo99 says:

MAJOR WOOTAGE!! Again i am dazzled by Gruntsbane's work

15 | ayla nectaris says:

you have to wait on the sidelines while the scarab blasts the door, then fly in and boost around til you bang inside. Blast the monkeys, open the door, kill Tartarus!

16 | Halo-Master says:

I'm glad that this hole "Bungie-fundamentals"-thingy is over.

17 | Ryley217 says:

forget about them lol sure I could try but wouldn't succed j/k nice comic^.^

18 | A random mad halo fan says:

No bosses,SHH!
cool and wery awesome.
i hope next comic is about da covenant.anyone else?

19 | ansomble28 says:

Yeah, that was... right. Can't wait till the comics get funny again! I laugh at the ppl who actually put LMAO in thier posts. C'mon it cant POSSIBLY be that funny.

20 | Zareus says:

KEEP THE BOSSES!!!!!!!!!

Cause they keep the noobs behind :P

lol jking they are just fun to kill

21 | Kai_chan says:

me no like tartarus!!

22 | RedMage13 says:

What game is the guy on the far left from?

23 | Energy Sword Samurai says:

I think that people liked Halo: Combat Evolved because it gave them a welcome break from not only total reality (which is why video games were ever created: because people wanted to do things that they never could do in real life) , but also a break from 'the regulars' of just about every other video game, such as: having to senslessly kill things without even thinking, not very much option on the WAY you kill things, not having such an AWESOME multiplayer mode that you wouldnt even WANT to set up a LAN party, and the thing that wouldn't even happen in real life, bosses after each level. This is probably one of the reasons some people didn't like the story mode of Halo 2.

24 | One-Chief-Army says:

I would have thought the 3rd step would be "have effective game music" Halo's nothin without it's music...

25 | DAVE says:

UMMM. Sure dude. I agree. Im glad bungie fundamentals are done.

26 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

yeah, havin boss fights suck, but in halo 2 there was only one.
I liked the story line. well, on the first halo, when I played for the first time I never really knew what I was doing, And I never really knew the story line or what Cortana was talking about, but when I read the books,(the flood) and then went back to the game, everything made sense. So, when Halo 2 came out, I knew what to listen to, and how to listen to it, And acually listened to Cortana.
And you have to admit, the boss fight at the end wasn't really a boss fight because it didn't have a stupid "heath" bar saying " you have this much to take out of him...get to it!" and it was pretty satistfying. I wish It was Chief who got to kill him though...but then again...Chief got to kill Regret. Regret was pretty fun, that wasn't a boss fight either. he was tooooo easy and it was just like you were killing a bad guy. Halo 2 rocks!

27 | Grizzled-Ancient says:

I agree with One-Chief-Army

Halo's notin with music...

you know in high charity, at the very end where cortana's like "you might want to sit this one out" and your all "fine by me" but then the "Blow me away" song comes on and you can't take it anymore...so you run in there blind and get yourself killed...then you come back and you say to yourself "well that was stupid, not gunna do that again" but then the song comes back and you can't help yourself but run in there and die again! that's what I call effective music!

28 | Tryan Shootamee says:

What with the stupid link when ever you type ion halo 2? it's underlined twice...I think I speak for everyone when I say that we've been to every site possible!

29 | Crash says:

Oh, the guy on the left is Muro (from Oni), is he not?

30 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

This was a good one, Bosses always add a nice touch to videogames, that's for sure. Other than that, today's my Birthday!! YAAY!!! MARCH 19!! What more can I say, Bungie knows best... YOSHI!

31 | Wellsley says:

Bosses? No Bosses. Bosses bad. Halo had no bosses. Halo 2 should have no bosses too.

32 | blaz says:

well ... you were fighting the fusion core of the POA and its floody minions at the end of Halo lol... does that count?... er.. no i guess ^.-

33 | DONUT says:

no offense guys and makers of the comics but the "bungie fundamentals" stuff has to STOP because ITS NOT FUNNY!

34 | One-Chief-Army says:

No, not funny. Us halo geeks don't want to hear about other games...just Halo, and Halo 2...That's all we live for.

35 | mrsmiley says:

It's not funny because you guys are all Bungie noobs. We are not, therefor we make strips for those who have a much beter appreciation for Bungie and their games.

36 | leibowitz says:

dang... i didnt find this one as funny as the other ones... but great job though... the first one was hilarious personally.... wheres....where marathon...;_;

37 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

Bungie rocks!

38 | RedRaptor says:

Amen to that!
Now, back to the funny stuff!

39 | mtnspringwater says:

o.m.g. It's TARTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

40 | Black Guard says:

Bosses are alright aslong as they are'nt unrealisticly difficult, like.. Tartarus! =) Regrets fun to fight though because you have to board him with out gettin killed by his laser or the honor-guards. Tartarus on Legendary is just stupid though. he has some invincible shield even phantoms and other covie vehicles don't have don't have, and the plasma sword which by logic should slice him into two dosn't even begin to hurt.

41 | Igili says:

Where are my 6 comments i did?
C'mon guys!

42 | mooching sack of death says:

tartarus kicks ass i don't kno why everyone hates him (plus he has a cool name that you can pronounce as tartersauce, you can't do that with too many bosses)

43 | Falcon says:

Lol! I guess bosses ARE necessary for a great game!

Hmmm...Tartarus looks kind of like a character from the TV show, "Gargoyles."

I think that Tartarus was so stupid to have that shield on the last level, it makes him unfairly invincible!

But, here's a tip, USE A BEAM RIFLE! :)

44 | mooching sack of death says:

or just run around and watch your friends get beaten to death with an oversized hammer and wait for johnson to kill him...

45 | evilguineapig says:

I actually am not a bungie n00b. I am a highly active member of the 7th column and I am involved in many groups. Oh, and the way to defeat a boss is having the RIGHT GEAR~

BRING BACK HALO 1 PISTOLS!!!

46 | Grizzled-Ancient says:

What about the heritic leader? in the orcle level. alot of people forgot about because he's too easy! is he a boss?

47 | evilguineapig says:

yeah, he's a boss. Just a really crappy one.

48 | Some stupid random person says:

What does lag and noob mean?

49 | Pistols says:

Magnum sucks! I fall back on the pistol in halo 1 all the time...now they suck!

50 | ansomble28 says:

Last time I checked this was HALO BABIES. Not some cheap butt kissing homage to Bungie. C'mon mrsmiley and Gruntsbane, you can do better than this! You were at your cleverest in the Halo 1 days and now its just crap your dishing out. You're not getting any sympathy from me guys. Live up to the hype! Ante up guys!

51 | gruntsbane says:

Hype? There is halobabies hype? Man, I must be missing all our commercials with basic cable.

52 | Mista_B says:

ansomble28... heheh, personally, you're the kind of fan this place is better off without. No offense or anything, but dissing the creators of this place is just... low.

53 | Grizzled-Ancient says:

wrong! if you don't like the comics, ansomble28,...don't read them... I agree with Mista_B...
[that ryhmes...and that's kinda sad...oh well]

54 | Some stupid random person says:

What does lag and noob mean?

55 | One-Chief-Army says:

oooo...I smell a fight comin on...

56 | Tryan Shootamee says:

I don't think ansomble28 meant any harm. he wasn't exactly dissing the creaters. it was more like an opinion. give him a break!

57 | gruntsbane says:

Hey guys, don't be too hard on him. I don't mind some fair critisism as long as it's not profanity-laden babble. I'd rather have comments in the comments section than a pissing match anyway. Let's just leave it at that.

58 | mrsmiley says:

Fans want flood. We do flood. Fans want Arbiter. We do Arbiter. Fans want female marine. We do female marine. We decide to do a 3-strip series for the greatest game company ever. "Fans" get mad. Am I missing something?

59 | Patches7o9 says:

mrsmiley: The only thing you're missing is that the majority of the "fans" that come here probably never even heard of Bungie before Halo, or of Halo before Microsoft bought Bungie for that matter. Personally, I loved the three-parter and I thought the "Frog Blast the Vent Core" one way back was great as well. Just keep doing what you're doing regardless of what the "fans" say.

60 | holla says:

without the fans who would read the comics? so far we've gotten the flood, the arbiter, the female marines, and its all been great. now what id like to see is girls gone wild!!! or maybe master chief being frugal.

61 | evilguineapig says:

58 | mrsmiley says:
Fans want flood. We do flood. Fans want Arbiter. We do Arbiter. Fans want female marine. We do female marine. We decide to do a 3-strip series for the greatest game company ever. "Fans" get mad. Am I missing something?


dude.....you're not missing anything. These little kids get worked up over this game, and bungie like it controls their life. I feel great to just get home from work, relax, and read some funny stuff about an awesome game. This is your site, your rules, and your original stuff. Do as you please, when you please,and how you please. Dont let these kids mess with you. I dont see how you stay so calm. Awesome job man, keep up the good work.

And a note to the other fans. If your not one of these annoying whiny kids, than I mean no harm to you.

62 | The Emperor Master [who although registered never posted in Forum ><] says:

rofl!
all 3 of thse were hilarious.

63 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

true, I agree with everyone. do what you like, if the "fans" don't get it, then wahhhhh! as long as your havin fun, then keep doin what your're doin. ignore all the peeps, who are being cry babies

64 | One-Chief-Army says:

what i'd like to see is chief playin strip poker with the arbitor...who would win?...chief...

65 | Grizzled-Ancient says:

I'm sorry.

66 | evilguineapig says:

hmmmmm, a nude elite *shudders*

67 | Xashe32 says:

ROFL

68 | Twojaw says:

xD! Best Fundemental-thingy yet. o_o But Tartarus looks a little too.. human. I mean, I know they're supposed to be ape thingies but.. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. xD He looks kind of pink..

I really didn't care much for the bungie fundamental things, but that may be just because I didn't really understand any of them, since Halo1/2 is the only Bungie games I've ever played.

69 | xenomorph64 says:

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! oh sorry, i was busy rushing in on high charity, listening to blow me away, nice call Grizzled-ancient. i love the score so much i bought the halo 2 album. And i am kinda glad the fundamentals thing is done. although i'll NEVER forget the second one

70 | voluptuous113 says:

ha ha ha ha... hilarious... arn't games more realistic without bosses though? I mean, in real life, the chief of police would be just as easy to kill as a regular policemen, you don't need a shotgun...

71 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Nice Comic, I really don't have problem with bosses; they make a great portion in gaming.
Here are some of my favorites:
1. Bowser- Super Mario
2. Alma- Ninja Gaiden
3. Tartarus- Halo2
Likewise, Bungie knows best...YOSHI!

72 | mtnspringwater says:

I loved playing against Tartarus, he wasn't hard at all, not even on legendary, it was just awhile before you get him down. AND OMG...(he's so HOT)

73 | eliteghost01 says:

what happened to the multiplayer comics? I luv multiplayer comics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................and tang........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................tang..........

74 | Tryan Shootamee says:

You should do 3 things that make multiplayer on Halo the best over any other game or something.

75 | evilguineapig says:

mmmmmm............tang

76 | Yayap and Zuka says:

We don't need no stinking bosses...

P.S. My banshee pwns Tartarus...

77 | sgt dan says:

man why did they put tartarus in the game anyways,man that guy's anoying in the game on legendary
>:(

78 | Ruiner87 says:

Yeah banshees tottaly pwn tarturas.

79 | kyle says:

What's the point in this comic!?

80 | Sheikurl says:

i cant read the strip, where the hell is the hyperlink!?

81 | DAN!!!! says:

my god your crap!!! yes you!!! my ass bled missery when i laid my eyes upon your mound of horse shit which you call "funny"

82 | Spartan 127 says:

Dude! I swear i wont forget Tartarus! He is so fun to fight with!! :D

83 | krabs08 says:

we think your web is tight

84 | Masta Cheif Halo obbseser says:

Funny stuff ffffffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyyyy stuff hahaha! No really no bosses are awsome

85 | DarkEvilCheifyWorm says:

Nice and funny. I really do like it. I've Tartarus before but who are the other guys?

86 | WcStiCk says:

well, there are some "bosses" in the game. like the Heretic leader. and the scarab. i dunno anything else. i only have halo PC, i play online, too!

87 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

Whats with the monkey and the naked guy? Where am I? Halobabies? What the...

88 | Spartacus says:

AWESOME! 88TH POST!

89 | mrsmiley is right says:

i agree with mr.smiley you halo noobs dont understand whats funny or not. you probally dont even know what bungie's first game was!

...and the three bosses are from (left to right) ONI, HALO 2, MYTH

90 | me says:

tartarus is hung like a cockroach

91 | dgbrt14 says:

i dont see why Tartarus could be so "difficult." i found him to be easy, actually.

92 | Darkside says:

Okay, for anyone brave enough to scroll down this far; the wierd bomb guy from Fundamentals #1, Konoko (the purple-haired female in Fundamentals #2), and Muro (purple-haired guy in this strip) are all from the game Oni, a great anime-style game Oni created prior to Halo. It was a great game with phenomenal graphics for its time, but not many people (except for desperate Mac gamers >_<) ever heard or played it.

93 | Masterchief evil says:

bosses suck

94 | bungie says:

HEY guys they look just like my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!

95 | Whitewolf118 says:

i was mad about the bosses not being true to the origonal halo and cried when they cut halo's symbol: the assault rifle. also why have a pistol when there's a battle rifle that's the same thing with larger clips, more accuracy and range and a scope

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