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1 | Gruntsbane says:

I should say here I have nothing against Arby's :D

2 | Xambonie says:

At least he isn't working at McDondald's :)

3 | mrsmiley says:

Arby's makes me sick just thinking about it. A nice target... watch us get sued for using the logo... I suppose if we ever publish a comic book, this one will have to be left out! ;)

4 | Dark Halo says:

Yet another funny comic by Gruntsbane. Keep them coming bro! Peace

5 | Sh4dowSn1p3r says:

LOL :::TARGET SPOTTED:::

LOLOLOLOL

6 | An7i says:

Nice one...Woot 6th,7th or 8th post....You never reallyu can tell.

7 | Karlo says:

noice..awesome comic

8 | Arbiter725 says:

lol thats great finally i got a post thats not in the double digits muahaha

9 | LegendaryThunder says:

Awesome, You couldn't have made him look more child like, lol.

Arbies, yep, thank god I never went burger flipping.

10 | VampyricTurialim says:

That is awsome!

11 | Kritz says:

Laaaaammmmeeeee...

Man. These USED to be funny.

C'mon, look at your old work. It was great.

But now, they just seem random "It seemed good at the time" comics.

Sorry for being a negative, but if you always get positive feedback, you're bound to go downhill. (As already happend)

12 | Spartan_112 says:

owww come one man have some appreciation ^^ I think this is rather funny ^^ not to mention its hard to come up with ideas that everyone likes

13 | Muster Chief says:

This is bloody funny

14 | Xentrion says:

I've always thought of that.
On my way to state bowl, we passed by several Arby's, but we never ate there.

Has anyone here eaten at Arby's?

oh yeah::w00t 14th post

15 | Ecko says:

Great work, guys.

In Reply To #11
I'd like to see you do better.

16 | MrGotBeans says:

Oh, that was funny, I thought you just spelled Arbier wrong and I was all like 'WTF?' but he worked at Arby's. I hope I never have to work at a fast food joint.

17 | Mister Cleft says:

Darn it! You stole my "Arby's" idea. ;-)

*I really need to create a comic strip.*

18 | ArbiterLover#1 says:

Awww....poor dude. But great comic though. I'd go to Arby's all the time if he worked there! LOL (Or as I love to say www, wort wort wort). Anyways, just, yeah, great strip!

19 | Light Kurita says:

LOL finally something that made me laugh insanely......hey, Kirtz, just becuase you don't appreciate stupid funny, or random funny work doesn't mean you should dregreade the strip!

Personally I think it was one of the funniest comics for a while, and I think that they should continue making strips like this one........for a little while at least...

20 | Stuntmutt says:

Nice one.

21 | Anton P. Nym says:

Great strip! I laughed out loud... not something I should be doing at work. (Either.)

-- Steve

22 | PlasmaFire says:

How reassuring that the next time my family comes across another Arby's, my mind goes rampant.

23 | Lovable Werewolf says:

hahah! poor Arby XD

24 | firehawk12 says:

LOL LOL!
I havent ben to an Arbies in my entire life.
Woot 24th post! yeay.;)

25 | bubbleboy says:

o man i missed it again w/e 25 post that was kinda funny good job keep up the great work

26 | Loknar64 says:

Dang it GruntsBane! Now I want Arbys! ;)

27 | Mister Cleft says:

Arbie now has, "To Serve Man."

28 | HaloNemesis says:

Ah..you draw food too well. Now I crave Arbys. :)
Great comic!

29 | Jaxx says:

That was a great pun guys. Good job. I feel sorry for those who don't get it.

You know... If he was workin' at my local Arby's, I'd eat there every day... ;P

30 | Meta-Knight says:

Haha, very funny! Little known fact that the Arbiter's first job before he joined the covenant was a role in Arby's as the Arbyter! It's true! Lots of bad memories then. Best comic yet! Later guys...

31 | Gandhi says:

I have to say I agree somewhat with Kritz. Its really not that funny and I think it would help if Gruntsbane got a little negative repose every once in a while. I'm not bashing on him or anything, I love some of his other work, but I'm just stating my opinion.

32 | Yayap n' Zuka says:

W00t 32nd post!

Meh... I'm glad I don't work at Arby's...

33 | ansomble28 says:

Yea this was not really funny at all. Arbiter can also be read as Arbyter... clever... yet not funny. I think the one before this was rather funny. Everyone shouldn't just agree cuz GB can draw. He has nice artwork yes. But these punchlines are flat, lame and downright campy. And for future attacks on this post, YES I could do better, I just don't have the time to dedicate to it, (*salutes GB's dedication*), I'm actually righting this post while sitting at my boring File Clerk job in DC. There's my criticism input for the day, take it or leave it...

34 | mrsmiley says:

Thanks for both the negative and positive feedback. Like GB himself said in the comic news, "sometimes an idea is so bad, it's good." That type of humor only appeals to certain people. I laughed my head off at this one! The feedback is good though, keep it coming!

35 | halo2 sucks says:

halo2 sucks

36 | micheal jackson says:

I want some more jesus juice

37 | F@G says:

this comic was not that funny like a bunny

38 | Arby's employee says:

Arby's sucks compared to lenny's sub shop and krystals

39 | poop says:

is good

40 | Darth Dun Dun says:

lol mmm burger

41 | sausages says:

i don't know about this one...

sorry, but i just wasn't impressed...

Arby's isn't very tasty either...

42 | Athan 32 says:

w00t! 42nd post! ....or 43

Arbys never really had a mascot, rite? gb signed a secret contract with Arbys so now Arbys sales will skyrocket over communist food stores like Mcdonalds that are putting #$!% in kids these days. Good comic guys.

43 | serpx says:

Who commented that this wasn't funny? :P I wish people would give advice with their comments, rather than wasting space saying "THIS SUCKS!!"

This is honestly one of the only online comics to even have me chuckle, and my sense of humor is very wide, I'm just not turned on from comics. Great work. :)

44 | misinformed grunt says:

hehe, now who do you think would win in a fight, the Arby's glove or the arbiter??

45 | Gruntsbane says:

Aww man, I forgot about the glove! I hate that creepy thing, he sounds like a chain smoker.

46 | chunky monkey says:

man, the arbiter is luky. what a dream job.....

47 | The Arbitress says:

The Prophets sent him there to go undercover after finding out that the Master Chief likes eating there.

48 | Zyrra says:

OMG it's me! I work there!

49 | Arbitress says:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
IT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD

50 | chops says:

Yay 50th post.
This comment is here to waste space and make the comments to a nice even 50.
And that comic is incorrect because Arby's doesn't make burgers, they make crappy ham sandwhiches.

51 | Mr. Bananas says:

"halo2 sucks", p*ss off will you? If you hate Halo2, why do you even bother visiting this site; As of right now, Halo2 is all the rage & you have nothing against it. So quit spamming or Mr. Smiley will ban you. oh & btw, this must be the funniest comic yet. Peace out.

52 | Drizzit says:

Poor guy... I know how he feels. He looks mad.

53 | Green Falcon says:

Ahhhh!!! The pain! The pain!

The pain of not being able to eat the good food around you. We know you're suffering, Arbiter!

Very clever Arby's comic, Gruntsbane! Best one yet! I'm looking forward to the next one!

54 | xHaloFreakx says:

ROTFLMAO this is hilarious

55 | ash says:

oh god ....its too much.I`d go crazy, well even more crazy than i am now

56 | ash says:

oh god ....its too much.I`d go crazy, well even more crazy than i am now

57 | china says:

man these comics are fucking lame. who actually laughs at these things???

58 | ash says:

this is to "china says:" IF YOU DON`T LIKE `EM f@*k off dude

59 | Joey says:

I laugh at them. Nice work, keep the good comics flowing ^^;

60 | ZR CRACKER says:

This is my favorite. Keep up the good job!

61 | pitiful slayer says:

man it is funny and yet sad

62 | Mjolnir82991 says:

I'm a long time reader, but first time commentator.

I have to say that these comics are really top notch quality. They never fail to make me smile, and they always make my day. The clever humor and artistic talent shown in these comics deserve lots of respect. Kudos to you. And keep up the fantastic work! \=D/

63 | Fling says:

Don't b!t@& about halo. I never comment GB, only look. Look, no touch. Great job though. The idea was always there for arby's and the arbiter, but you are the only one to put it to good use.Spaming is wrong so stop. Yes criticism is good, but some ideas would be better. How about something with the Arbyter and the Chief next round.

64 | Dev says:

ROFL. SO CUTE. XDD

Uhm. Yes. I would like a large order of fried cheese sticks pleeeease. o_o

I like what some people call 'lame jokes'.. Just because they're not vulgar or 'rated M for mature', they're still good.. Although I guess those of you who have no inner child left whatsoever forgot how to laugh at these kind of things.. Sad, really. As for me? I adore this comic. It made me laugh like a little school girl. And the second frame? Gosh, I never knew he could look cute, but dayum, there it goes.

But then thats my opinion. Personally I thought the controversial comic #95 wasn't funny.. But then I'm a very childish person. So yes, euthanize me if you wish.

65 | darksteeple13 says:

Hey post no 57: If these are fucking lame than why do you read them. And for those who dont know, its caled spamming. BEST ever, loved it. Next comic you should do one with MC at subway and says dude WTF wheres the train. Of course you are better at this so make it better as you know how. PEACE OUT!

66 | Fsck off says:

Well I'm going to be honest here.
First of all, the art is good. I like the original quality, and I can see that you put real effort into the artwork.
However, I believe the comic lacks an element in the writing.
It seems like you spend all the time on the artwork and no time on the writing.
Also, most of the jokes are pretty obscure, and I think mostly ONLY Halo players would get them.
While there's not NECESSARILY anything wrong with that, it just seems like you should make your comics appeal to a wider audience.
Just a couple suggestions.

67 | BeaverHousin122 says:

You shouldnt really bash this guy, he has great art work, and a sense of humor (much like me, im some what of an artist, but im not super great, also i love to laugh) keep up the good work!

68 | kinggun says:

as per usual it ois brilliant with its own dark humour mwahahahaha. still waiting for the jackels to be playing tennis with a plasma grenade (using shields for rackets as the grenade bounces off the shield)

69 | spartan 69 says:

this is nothing but a shame to be number 69, i would take any number but this one, oh well, good comic, but not as funny as usual, and the arbiter looks a little...how should i say...poorly drawn. dont get me wrong but i dont think this is the best that you guys can draw. but it is still good artwork in the last frame.

spartan69

70 | Darth Vader says:

Kritz: I find your lack of faith disturbing.


SEVENTIETH FREAKING POST! TAKE THAT DORKUS!

71 | Zealot Arbiter says:

lol lipops for everyone!

72 | xenomorph64 says:

stop gruntsbane, your makin me hungry....

73 | tim says:

I like it.

74 | lily says:

its funny...but kinda true...i always thought fast food jobs would kill ya...lol...

75 | Mike says:

Hilarious.

76 | ICEWaGoN117 says:

that sucked monkey nips. i've pooped more masterpieces. where's mrsmiley. arby's tastes like a heaping pile of fried hair on vomit. :$

77 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

I always knew fast-food resturant jobs were a pain. Stay in school and, um.... don't do heresy.....yeah..... anyways, great comic, Gruntsbane!

78 | Sparkie says:

w00t 78th comment!!

o.O` Nice one, hehehehe.

79 | Kane says:

Hilarious, nicely done.

80 | XIthShadow says:

after finding out Master Chief eats there, Elites go there everyday, and all hell breaks loose (not to mention the Brutes) :D

By the way, nice comic Gruntsbane!

81 | AnXplayFan says:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

82 | Flaydramon says:

Would you like Fries with that Arbiter....?

83 | the great pie says:

He looks a lot like a chicken

84 | joesomebody has the longest name in the entire world and enjoys it because he rules the world and yo says:

that was funny but you should have placed MC ordering a cheeseburger and a soft drink. DUH Ya losas

85 | chicken wigger says:

i wonder if he has shot anybody yet. that would b funny if a customer walked up and he jumped over the counter and ripped out a plasma rifle lol

86 | davy the halo master says:

I dont get it its not that great

87 | The Complete Moron says:

Great Comic!

Woot! 100th Post!

88 | Commander Locks says:

Arbyter. Hehe.

89 | i have no name says:

i like arby i wish he worked there

90 | The Commander says:

I could not live with that job!!!!! Being stripped of my rank, being called a hereitic, brander with some sighn, then have 2 work at arby's!!!!!! The Arbiter got strewed, duud, and tatooed! This is your best work gruntsbane great job *aupplaus*

91 | hookman says:

1st comment I only started reading these yesterday.Arbitor should have killed the prophets when he had the chance.no1 deserves the fate of working at ARBYS!!!!

92 | Dewd says:

'The Arbiter got strewed, duud, and tatooed!' Funny!
All the latest comics, not funny, if they make you laugh out loud, your easily pleased :P Yah Halobabies is losing its touch, sorry.

93 | a random mad halo fan playing NationStates says:

Lol.
Prophets totally pwned arbiter

94 | xelite says:

ha ha so that wut an elite looks like with no armor, kewl strip

95 | Armyofone says:

someone hates their job..haha*sucker*

96 | hayley says:

haha ha! i loved the arbYter's face and pose at the end! well, i loathe my job, so i know what he feels like. O.O

97 | some guy says:

it would have been more awesome if the "arbYter" got mad at an employee and sliced him in half with a energy sword

98 | LT.starkiller says:

A burger restrant in halo now that is funny. oh yeah extra chips please

99 | blooh blah heh! says:

i have died in the inside

100 | A random mad halo fan says:

Well Arby's logo looks like stetson or a condom...

101 | I'm just a guest says:

I abslolutley hate arby's! No offenese gruntsbane. You're right about comic Ideas. But this one wasn't THAT bad. I think it was alright. But who cares what I think. Great comic.

102 | darkmoon232 says:

roflroflrofl!!! I think thts the best one yet! i couldve been a lil better but.... i guess its fine the way it is

103 | Arby's Employee says:

I thought it was funny, but that's 90% because I work at an Arby's. It's tastier here in Canada, we use better beef. :P

104 | Jonn says:

You know very well that noone orders the regular fries at Arby's. NO ONE.

105 | a little halo 2 fuckin fan/bitch says:

This is comic so cool/funny!!!!!!!

106 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

LOL... almost as good as the rat race one.

107 | dogbert14 (aka dgbrt14) says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good!

108 | greatgrimreaper says:

poor poor arbitor. funny stuff

109 | bobo says:

that food will kill you it
sucks

110 | spartanchief117 says:

It would be funny if the grunts were laughing at him because his uniform made him look fat.

111 | uncagedemu says:

it was f***ing s**t

112 | Eliteghost01 says:

I wonder if the Great Journey has anything to do with a promotion to manager.......

113 | hiei/halofreak says:

lol i think that would be a bad punishment

114 | Prophet you should Regret says:

I punished him not new army division but new burgers
MMMMM! I told him to make it free for me.

115 | deathcom says:

go to ranchers roast beef in washington court house,ohio it is better that arby go to court house please (a may be new locashion in dayton)

116 | bungie says:

Funny!!!!!!

117 | Masterchief evil says:

hahaha!