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24. Biggest. Screen. Ever. { January 16, 2004 }

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1 | Raptros-v75 says:

LOL!!!

2 | Xerro says:

I agree with Raptros

3 | Jairo says:

i agree with Xerro

4 | justin says:

I guess i agree with Jairo

5 | TheCheif says:

What they said.

6 | Stalker1 says:

Awsome comic i almost craped my pants on that one lol

7 | Rinon says:

Now there's a funny one! I totaly think that cortana needs to shut the F*** up. Seriously.

8 | Zorkan says:

Ah. Master Chief don't care! He doesn't seem to care in the game, too.

9 | HaloChicka says:

LOL! ill bet the cheif cares, man, if i was the cheif id like unplug cortana or delete her or something...

10 | Cameron says:

lol. That's the best comic yet

11 | Nathan says:

okay first I would chuck cortana outside and then hook up the Xbox and have one hell of a game party

P.S. covies are invited just no killing

12 | Tyler says:

At least Cortana isn't 343 Guilty Spark. U can't destroy him. I agree with HaloChicka, Cortana would have been gone along time ago if i was big ole' MC.

13 | conman_782 says:

i suppose someone has to, so i agree with justin

14 | T-140 says:

i did not get that at all

15 | Someone you sholdnt talk to says:

that planet sort of looks like earth.....

16 | Raptros-v75 says:

i think it's funny
it reminds me of this tv my mom got through a frequent flyer program

17 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Yayap: i wondered the same thing

18 | ummmmmm...... says:

they make master chief look so stupid in these comics. but in the game he's so serious.

19 | sup? says:

yeah, but he usually never talks though

20 | PocaL says:

Lolll!!!
A very great one there!

21 | Chrispy_Pata says:

that was funny i wonder if they make anymore like that i would like to play four players on that screen

22 | Halo fan...natic says:

man, i wish I had a screen like that! it would be better than playing on my grandparents LCD screen.

and by the way... i agree with conman_782

23 | Isna Noselee says:

I want a screen just like that.

24 | halo boi says:

heh VERY funy

25 | Spartan_117/John says:

i think there's a sense of humor under that MJOLNIR armor...mr. "Dont' Get Any Funny Ideas" *shakes head woefully and points to The Flood book from the Halo trilogy and goes offline for the day*

26 | Torque says:

Unplugging or deleting Cortana doesn't seem to be very nice y'know. It's best for the MC to treat Cortana like a sister, besides you wouldn't want to go through I've went into (I'm Torque from the Suffering, I killed my family & look how sorry I feel now).

27 | Death Vomit says:

Ha I was right the forerunners are the makers of xboxs

28 | tim says:

lol so incredibly true, reminds me of myself trying to get xbox on my comp

29 | WARTOG FREAK says:

cortana: the information so much so fast
mc:wow i didnt know a coffee machine was that interesting

30 | Spartan_117/John says:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

31 | Falcon says:

The Master Chief just wants to play his Xbox. I really can't blame him.

32 | Tyler K. says:

I don't blame him ether I mean if i was there with that big "SCREEN" I would Frickin' crap my pants man!

33 | tpyori88 says:

if i could find a screen that big...i'ld find 3 others and have a GIANT halo battle at Blood Gulch and Sidewinder. all races invited but no killing outside the game and no Flood cus they suck

34 | no_117 says:

that just comes to show you.... CORTANA IS ANNOYING AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER!!!!!!

35 | Cloud Tribal says:

Nice comic! :D

And you need Cortana in the game,she is a big help if you really think about it.

36 | Super Grunt says:

I agree with Rinon

37 | the no one says:

she is a total pain in the ass, but she does help you

38 | the no one says:

she is a total pain in the a**, but she does help you

39 | Sun Tzu says:

Conversely, Humans are a "total pain in the a**", as you put it, to us AI's. Just because you can't understand the glory of hundreds of terrabytes of information pouring through you doesn't mean it isn't great.

40 | 'Suka Ramamee says:

Idiot human. You need an adaptor. Or you could just have the resident technogeek (in the case of my ship, that moron Jak'al'notto) take the thing apart and jury-rig it to play 'Target Practice, With Sunta Nirru'.

41 | P1r0 says:

LMAO!!!!!!!!

42 | The Grunt says:

Cortana is the 2nd most irritating guy in halo (first is 343)

43 | Mak_elite says:

Xbox time thas NICE

44 | person man says:

roflmao

45 | Donut says:

OK, Im about80 comics too late so i doubt if anyone will see this comment but... That is Funny As Hell!!!!!!!

46 | Soldier Girl says:

I love my Xbox and I love Halo.

47 | David says:

i feel how the chief feels, lol

48 | Creativename says:

BRILLIANT ! I mean MC not Cortana, She makes me mad, And so do the Forerunner they made the console holographic with no ports.

49 | Masterchief evil says:

dude he doesn't care and cortana goes yapayapayapa, even i feel sorry for him

50 | Merle-045 says:

That is not funny. I find Cortana's presence reassuring and you would know what the Master Chief thinks of Cortana if you read the Halo novels.

51 | gruntisniper says:

cheifs gonna have problems with cable

52 | Camo Elite says:

With a screen that big you could LAN until you saw MC from freaking space!

53 | bungie says:

YEAH were are the plugs cortana!!

54 | OdinEX says:

I got the best backround ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

55 | OdinEX says:

master chief wears a dipper!!!!!!!!!!!lolololololololol

56 | ber Grunt says:

Me have 100 inch screen, but elites use it for seeing Professional Gruntball. Don't Ask!

57 | ako says:

what? .......

58 | QueenGhid says:

Lookin' to play a little XBox, Master Chief? ^_^
I also seem to be the only one who actually *likes* Cortana and Guilty Spark. His humming is hypnotic.

59 | THE CHARLES 2 says:

what comments 1,2,3,4 said lol

60 | scottheretic says:

i never get tired of that Lol

61 | Zeka the Gold Elite says:

"This is to much even for an Elite!" Elite dies laughing...

62 | Zonic says:

Me and my crew could have one hell of a fragfest on that thing. Get the heck out of my way Cortana!

63 | THE CHARLES 2 says:

dude the flood killed you Wtf are u doin this is my screen now move both u and Cortana!

64 | THE CHARLES 2 says: