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1 | Pvt. Tucker says:

YAY! First POST! That comic is so true! ROFL!

2 | Rival says:

lol that messed

3 | Dirge says:

hahahaha, that comic IS true!

4 | Somebody says:

TRUE, keep up the nice work

5 | i says:

that is so true!!!! Rick James, hahahahahahahah

6 | Somebody says:

This comic sucks!!! u should take it off

7 | That other guy says:

Well apparently, somebody sucks.

Good comic, Keep it up.

8 | mastercheif says:

i dont get it

9 | Bubonni says:

whos rick james, i dont get it either

10 | zero says:

LMAO, for those of you who didn't get that, you should watch comedy central more often... I mean, how could you miss the Rick James bit?

11 | The Emperor Master says:

hilarious. lol!

12 | Ryley217 says:

Nice job that is really funny!!!

13 | Double SMG guy says:

Didn't expect to see that here but funny none the less lol!

14 | the guy with the red shirt says:

Wow you're not a true gamer if you don't watch Comedy Central

15 | someone says:

lol, screwed up.

16 | A random mad halo fan says:

LOL!awesome comic!
still,i want to see some new covies!

17 | HALOChat says:

Nice - that's great. So true - sad, but true.

Keep up the great work!

18 | Xerro says:

I don't watch comedy central so i don't get it, and i only gathered it was to do with comedy central due to an earlier post :( ah well looking forward 2 the next one

19 | Grunt_monkey says:

there isnt a comedy central in england... but i still found it quit funny :P

20 | Yoshi Fan007 says:

ROFL That's hilarious!

For those of you who don't get it, I've taken someone's siggy from Halomods(00ace's siggy to be exact, hope he doesn't mind) and censored it so it is viewable.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Yoshi-Fan/censoredpic.jpg

I haven't played online for H2 yet but I'm guessing that some weirdos randomly shout out idiotic stuff like this ALOT.

21 | Jammerfer says:

Eerie, i have a dude in my friends list that says that... I'll have to ask him... Sarge?

Hilarious, I hear that often, and for those of you that don't know about the Rick james piece... you are SupafreAKs ;P

22 | Johnny says:

What is comedy central

23 | Cheesemaster64 says:

LOL If I had a quarter for everytime somebody said that on Xbox live... Btw Chappel says that on the Chappell show it was a whole episode about Charlie Murphys true story

24 | ZQFMGB says:

Meh, kinda funny. Not as funny as One One Se7en, and RedvsBlue. Oh well.

25 | Mr. Elite says:

Its funny...but I don't get it o_<

26 | BoB says:

DANG!MASTER CHIEF LOOKS SO COOL!they should show comics from the halo2 story line of him killing or meating a baby prophet or the arbiter,THAT WOULD BE DANG COOL!GOOD COMIC KEEP'EM COMIN!.......DANG!

27 | Stupid actualy says:

lol i get that all the time...i love xbox live...great job!

28 | Dirge says:

Hey, if no one likes this comic then don't post! **referring to the haters...cuz they're jealous that they can't draw and come up with good ideas**

29 | DarthYoshi says:

lol that's a good one

30 | rp says:

the comic makes reference to a dave chappelle skit, about rick james. i find dave chapelle funny in small doses, that said...

i don't really remember who rick james is (or was rather), but it's an overused "funny" phrase to the point of being annoying.

i've taken to spouting "I'M DEAD BI-!" to anyone that finds it funny to overuse that line. seeing as how he is now dead and all...

excellent comic, really illustrates the lack of originality and/or intellegence in alot of today's gamers.

alot of players seem to find it funny to annoy opponents rather than just beating them senseless.

31 | squattingb says:

haha that's great, nice cortana hair at the end there! :D lol it's so great.
Chappelle is hilarious lol.

32 | xxctlxx says:

ummmm i dont get this comic ?_?

33 | Gruntsbane says:

I guess people havn't experienced this as much as I thought. There used to be a lot of people who would come into a room and say this over and over as loud as they could. It was a 100% sure thing in Rainbow Six 3 but it didn't spill over into Halo 2 as much.

34 | Crazy Fox 15 says:

LOL! Awsome new strip.

35 | cozmo911 says:

This technically doesn't count as spam, as its on topic. It's the clip of the Dave Chappelle Show that "I'm Rick James, bitch" comes from.

Btw, Rick James sung Super Freak a few decades back if you don't know who he is.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips.jhtml?startIndex=19

Its the clip called "Rick James", but not the one that starts with "MORE of Charlie..."

36 | Beasty says:

How many times have I heard 12 year old kids saying that on XBOX live... What's the world coming to?

Comic made my day! keep 'em coming!

37 | halo_boi says:

hey guys, I know its been a while since my last review. Months really. anyhoo great comics but why did you change the drawing style? they were good jokes too and your comics and other halo comics inspired me to do my own Red vs. Blue. keep makin comics. Adiose!

38 | xxctlxx says:

hmmmm.... think about that door that says "xbox live" i just played online.... i came in first place two times and fourth once... lol

39 | A random mad halo fan says:

WE want to see COVIES!!

40 | Sarge says:

WHY ALL MC, NO ARBITER!?

41 | Morpheus says:

YOU DUMBASSES! RICK JAMES IS THE GUY WHO DID SUPERFREAK! LOOK IT UP! funni comic btw

42 | PrefacedKarma says:

LMAO!!
That's so funny.
I even no players like that!
Gamertag is same as name

43 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

So True, Way Cool; !DONT TOUCH THAT!

44 | Mr.Grunt says:

This is indeed true, Rick James is real cool indeed. Where's the Arbiter though? HE NEEDS CREDIT TOO!!

45 | MCs Brother says:

Tru7h

46 | Necromas says:

sadly, this is all too true!

47 | Yayap and Zuka says:

He's Rick James eh? then im Charlie Murphy...

nice one GB

48 | ribbittown says:

i love rick james.. its great that you know your musical roots. its great to see kids these days listening to great klassic just as rick james. he's on comedy central now? is that on tv? we dont have comedy central in austrailia

49 | WNxGODPEED says:

LMAO. So funny. This reminds me of the one Halo Babies comic where Sarge beats MC play Halo. Not sure which one it is though.

50 | DDay says:

Hey I liked it alot... Ya'll be seeing more of me for now on!

51 | xeros5 says:

Rick james is off the Chappelle show.

52 | Falcon says:

Lol!

I think that the next comic should be about a Brute or the Arbitor.

53 | Spartan 117 says:

LoL, Do The Arbiter Now! Or even better, Guilty Spark 343 and Gravemind! Maybe even a cut-scene Parody!

54 | w007n355 says:

lol!! that is sooooooo true!! very funny...

55 | goofy01 says:

OH SOO FUNNY...I PRINTED ALL THE COMICS....KEEP'EM COMIN'

56 | the canadian says:

Omg, I laughed so hard maple syrup spewed out my nose. I think I'm gonna be sick...

57 | hellraiser2020 says:

ya "the canadian" you need to go see a doctor.

58 | Spartan_Smeller says:

lol weeeeee that is sooo funny. Keep them coming .

59 | Marshie Mellows says:

OK, saying Rick James is off of the Chappelle's show is a false statement. Indeed he was in a few skits but that doesn't mean he was FROM the show. For the guy who asked if Rick James was on TV, no he isn't exactly on TV. What everyone is referring to is a particular skit off of the show from Comedian Dave Chappelle in which Charlie Murphy tells a hilarious story about his times with Rick James. One of the most used lines from the skit is "I'm Rick James bitch!" As for the people who didn't understand the comic, what he's trying to show is how people on Xbox Live tend to spout off stupid crap over their headsets in a failed attempt to be funny. Anyone who uses the line "I'm Rick James bitch!" from here on, needs to shoot themself in the face. You're not Rick James, and you're not funny.

60 | Arbiter says:

it would be funny if you put the arbiter in one of the comics. this comic was funny! hahaha i get it.

61 | Cheesemaster64 says:

I thought it was funnier hearing Rick James saying Charlie Murphy so on live ... is sez it in da quikmaches wit dem peebs whu i dun no an all

62 | Elarith says:

Oh, I live in Australia, (we dont even have comedy central or whatever) but i still found this funny as hell.
I remember playing Splinter Cell, being grabbed by a spy, and every 5 or so times, hearing "I'm rick James Bi!"

Its true that the stupid big headed ones say it, so yeah, comic works wonders

63 | Covie_Lover says:

I'm completely lost as to the joke...

I...guess it's funny...or something...

64 | 'Zanamee says:

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65 | BREAKINK says:

nice.... funny i can see newbees in there.

66 | lmfao says:

lmfao

67 | Antiherosk8er says:

I liked this one alot. I dont know why?

68 | Ace says:

I don't get it. Who the h*** is Rick James?

69 | jo shmoe says:

that was some crazy funny ish.

70 | jo shmoe from idaho says:

corthona's hair (after rick james came in) made her look like corella deville. lol.

71 | m45t3r ch13f says:

lol wtf?

72 | Reaper117 says:

This comic rules! I couldn't stop laughing for 5 whole minutes. It's like, all is calm... NOT FOR LONG! hahaha

73 | UltimateGamerC says:

LOL! That's the funniest crap i've seen all day! It's so true, though...

74 | canan117 says:

lol i like them lol ther cool
o and im a noobe at yhis lol

75 | tytiger says:

LMAO! good comic, you should do a full story XD

76 | spiderman says:

hi people im new here so......hi

77 | Halo guy says:

That remindes me of a Xbox LIVE match...

78 | da driver says:

What?

79 | alex says:

THAT WAS FUNNY

80 | Halo Baby 101 says:

It was so funny i almost that they should make a whole entire novel of that

81 | halo2legend says:

true dat

82 | kp says:

that was cool i want to see it agian!

83 | i hate halo! says:

halo stinks whoi cares about it?

84 | i love halo! says:

shut up fool whats better then halo?

85 | Mr.GotBeans says:

I do that ALL THE TIME with the sword.I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!

86 | spartan05go says:

what in the hell do u mean what's better then halo halo 2 is better than halo

87 | stephanie says:

its the most funny thing in the world and cool

88 | stephanie santana says:

i did not get it but just looking at it looks stupid

89 | Beowulf says:

"but just looking at it looks stupid"

What?

Anyway, nice comic. Haha.

90 | AnotherHalofan says:

why do people even go to these things if they h8 halo? that dusnt make any sense.... well anyway, the comic was alright

91 | Benny says:

That is great! keep up the good work guys but does master chief actually ever get freaked, think about it.
from Ben

92 | lance says:

funniest comic i read

93 | deathcore says:

I want to hug the world

94 | micko says:

BRILL!!!!!!!!!!

95 | The Gruntanator says:

YEa...i Agree with this comic... the term " Im rick JAMES BI-...has been over used way to many times...or..." Whaqt did the five fingers say to the face?" ....well.... any way Great comic man...keep up the good work and stuff...Peace out

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96 | Max Wells says:

That was................strange.

97 | Zio Matrix says:

(lol) im Rick james b**** alla.!

98 | Sheikurl says:

okay...

99 | A person who plays x-boxlive says:

I found this one funny and scary.
And If you wanna know why. It's just that newbies scare me for their idiotacy and neglecting the fact that they're talking to real people and insult them by saying idiotic
stuff thank you people for making this comic and showing and how annoying they can be.

100 | Sonay says:

ha ha ha thats funny... "im Rick james bitch!" that part was out of no where... but funny

101 | Drake says:

O the part about the bridge keeper i dont know if anyone knows but it is off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Which is the best movie in existance. Great strip , great taste and i'm definatly not rick james bitch.

102 | MARINE#2 says:

lmao u must know games well

103 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

And thats XBOX LIVE in a nutshell 4 anyone who ever wondered what it was like!!

GREAT TOON!

104 | Switch 9 says:

I don't get it...

105 | Halo15 says:

I could really imagine sarge doin' that!lol

106 | bubbleboy says:

OMFG how funny yes sarge would do that

107 | nicolay says:

:)

108 | Horus_Xero says:

LOL
Funny, truly funny.

109 | ss4vegeto4 says:

that was the stupidist thing ever

110 | ZS says:

LMAO

111 | Tbone says:

thats so true

112 | the guy says:

thats great

113 | brandizzle says:

HA! that's awsome!

114 | Chris says:

Who ever hates Halo sucks big Wang and Fck PS2 Gamecube and any other system that aint XBOX and F other games that aint Halo and Halo2.

115 | Masterchief evil says:

we keep saying that in my class at schoool!!!!

116 | orna_fulsamee says:

ok... wtf was that about?and who's rick james?

117 | bungie says:

holy cat balls its sarge the big head dumb *^% and people say i got a big head HAHAHAHAHA.net

118 | grunt jr. says:

i see people saying rick james bi**** a lot rofl

119 | haloman630 says:

If you erase the words and put a romantic script , it would be like there on a date to Xbox live world ro something.

120 | DeathScope says:

Is the big Xbox Live door a reference to the movie "Mission to Mars" where they find a big alien face sculpture that has a door and they find the last remaining alien ship on mars and it leads one the crew to meet up with the aliens' new location in the univerese?

121 | gruntsaresocute101 says:

Oh dear.

122 | jacman says:

awesome! combination of monty python and the holy grail and the chappelle show!

123 | grunts kik ass says:

ROFLMAO!!!!!XD...hey he stole my word-_-

124 | WTF says:

WTF

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