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1 | Seargentbig says:

Whoop! Nice humour.

2 | Curly says:

first post!

keep up the great work

3 | Sh4dowSn1p3r says:

OMG THATS GREAT!!! keep it up!!

BTW W00T 3rd post

4 | Cloud Tribal says:

XD Hilarious.

It'd be really cool if you could do that in the game.

5 | Kritz says:

Heh. Well, this is /MY/ first post.

Great comic. Too bad the only thing destructable there were the lamps(?)... oh, and the elites.

6 | gameplayrevolution says:

A masterpiece, pure and simple, deep and true.What else it is, all it is, how deep it goes, what emotional power it contains, I cannot suggest in this review, because I will not spoil the experience of following this story into the deepest secrets of life and death. This is the best comic of the year.

7 | iceravenVI says:

Cool within the first ten posts! i'm going to tell haloplanet...

nice backgrounds. good punchline. A hit. and funny too! and yeah it would be cool if you could destruct the metro bridge...

8 | Blaz says:

kewl.. hit right on the mark =]

9 | Kanman-075 says:

Yep, that's my brother right there. Blows up everything in sight! Good job Gruntsbane, great comic!

10 | Sarge says:

gruntsbane please start some arbiter comics, to your current comic: get a wraith, get it to boost right behind the scorpian.....

11 | MechaRaum says:

hahaha, very nice!

12 | ZoomZoom71 says:

Funny! If that DID happen, though, it wouldn't be much to have Cortana contact HQ to send a pelican over to lift you over. Assuming they're not far away.

13 | Ripper 714 says:

Nice one.... XD

Ripper

14 | Mr. Elite... says:

ROFL! Thats funny!....I actually got it ^_______^

15 | antiherosk8er says:

nice!

16 | Ace says:

LOL! great artwork

17 | Church says:

Fool! You do NOT blow up the bridge to New Mombasa! Now what?

Jack a banshee, grab the scarab gun, and blow up the rest of the bridge for good measure?

18 | AVP says:

LOL! thats great

19 | Etoli says:

Ha-hah! Good one. Yeah, that's what my brother would do if Halo 2 did have a fully destructable environment. Heh... everything blown up. . .

20 | Halo Fan...natic says:

ROTFLMAO!!! That is so true! If Bungie had made everything destructible - Hah! Nobody would've gotten past Metropolis.

21 | Dirge says:

lmao! hilarious!!!!

22 | ansomble28 says:

Sweet.

23 | KloHunt3r says:

*Chuckles* I have always wondered why Bungie hadn't do that.

24 | Necromas says:

Funny thing is he CAN'T swim.

25 | Jammerfer says:

WooT! Awesome. Made me smile...
Necromas has said it, two inches in the water and he drowns... like me!

26 | Somebody says:

Awesome, Nuf' said

27 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Not bad at all. Did you know that the Metropolis level has the most destruction in the game (vehicles, tolls, signs, etc.)

28 | Mr.Grunt says:

Real cool indeed, however, you CAN destroy Halo. Hope the Arbiter shows up in next strip.

29 | Xerro says:

Lol heh awesome. Though he could just steal one of the banshees that come along, that's what i do

30 | n00b says:

OMG TEH SUCK

31 | steel_viper says:

Case in point: Red Faction 1 and 2

32 | HaloHunter says:

Wow Awesome lol i get it ^__^

33 | Slimby says:

It's always funny when people say "w00t first post!" and its actually the second post... It's not that big a thing. Excellent comic though, Very nicely done.

34 | Yayap and Zuka says:

neato mosquito!! (coo)

35 | Rival says:

omg that was not right! :)

36 | Falcon says:

Now that's funny! Lol!
I think that the best option would be to call in a Pelican right about now...:)

Speaking of which, Halo Babies comics could use a Pelican.

Gruntsbane, some of the people here are urging you to make a comic about the Arbiter, so here's my advice (with respect to mrsmiley as to how long my comment can be.) ;)

The Arbiter is a very serious character who has been through a lot of pain and suffering, so I'm not sure how you will put him in a Halo Babies Comic that maintains mrsmiley's "kid-friendly" policy.
(Again, with respect to mrsmiley.) ;)

Try using some euphemism on the background of the Arbiter when you introduce him because he, after all, was brutally tortured. Use euphemism and humor for what happened to the Arbitor at the beginning of Halo 2 so that it can be a very funny "kid-friendly" Halo Babies Comic! ;)

Whew! I'll try to make my comment shorter next time. Sorry mrsmiley,
just offering a little advice. ;)

37 | Polarbear says:

Y'know, I actually tried doing this..lucky for me it doesn't work!
Arbiter: There can't really BE a baby Arbiter, since he was Fleetmaster of the Reach fleet in earlier days. How would we recognize him?

38 | (Na)Marl says:

--Nice comic, funny and true. To Polarbear, Master Chief was a kid in earlier days. mrsmiley just downsized the Chief with his armor. The same can be done with the Arbiter. Give the Arbiter armor and make him a midget.

39 | Jessethekidd says:

Nice, just really nice is all that can be said.!

40 | Apocalidiot says:

I wish! :(

41 | DarthYoshi says:

Oh my that sucks for the chief. I think it's time to call in Pelican air support. At least the bridge can't actually blow up.

42 | MadSpartan says:

w0rt, that was sweet, onward gruntsbaned

43 | odst girl058 says:

Ha ha, that would be great, all of a sudden you miss a a shot on a ghost and blow up the bridge.. woopsie. Yeah if it were me i would just blow everything up. :D

44 | Sparkie says:

HAHA! I dunno if MC can swim but he'd sink to the bottom and walk across...but that would be boring now wouldn't it?

Nice work...hehe the scorpion looks like a toad!

45 | Halo53 says:

The chief can't swim.... his armor weighs like half a ton

46 | DaDarkHunta says:

I was wondering what the new features of Halo2 were ;)

47 | Ryley217 says:

That would truly sux if that happened but that is a funny comic. I love it=^.^=

48 | SABERinBLUE says:

Falcon hit it on the head. The Arbiter is significantly different from all of the other more easliy-satirized characters.

Oh, and this strip is definitely the best one yet.

49 | Master Arbiter says:

If you made a strip with the arbiter, since they're babies, you can change him being branded with the mark of shame to him being spanked with a paddle. BTW very funny. Explains alot about why they took max destruction out.

50 | Audry says:

Maybe it's just me but I didn't get this one!

51 | Doodledude says:

BRILLIANT!!!

52 | kinggun says:

i wonder how easy it would be to swim in a half ton armour suit aoart from the worlds fastest dive straight for the bottom

53 | Elite Leader says:

Hahahahahaha the demon has been stopped..for now....come on over the bridge human! ive got a banana!

54 | bill says:

halo sucks

55 | spartian235 says:

bill:halo does not suck
i wish i could do that, and btw, why dont the covenant do that if they can just land in the city?

56 | Alhadis says:

ROFL...
spartian235: You're right. Bill sucks. XP
And about my two scents regarding the Arbiter: He's serious, true (and I have a soft spot for the poor fellah. How would YOU like your naked body dragged across High Charity after being roasted and branded? He was only doin' his job, after all). But let's face it; Halo isn't exactly a game that's meant to be satirised. None of the characters were exactly happy, "family-friendly"... I'm sure Gruntbane can devise an effective parody for the Arbiter. What if that "mark of shame" was just a huge ":(" face instead?

57 | Fargo says:

Great strip, but stop using Comic Sans font.

58 | BoB says:

The Scorp looks pretty funny and thats a cool background......YOU KNOW WHAT! This may mean MC is going to get on the scarab!
You know whaat be COOL if there was a Brute or prohet Halo baby!But why can't MC go under water when he can stay in space for a long time,Rust mabye?nice comic gruntsbane keep'm Comi'n!

59 | Twojaw says:

Haha! Brilliance! It reminds me of me, and how I have to blow up every single thing on the bridge, every time I play through. ^__^;

Yes, however, like the others, I wish you would make some Arbiter-related strips. ;__; He's cool.

60 | P1ro says:

Woot just like me. I wish you could blow up the metro bridge. though there is that one part with the hole.
Woot 60th post.

61 | aaa says:

I think he missed!!

62 | PMintz says:

143,867,980,000 post!!! (sweet)
where do you guys think of this stuff??. Its AWSOME!!

63 | chris says:

sucks

64 | spiderman says:

why does it suck?

65 | xxctlxx says:

soooo true..... :)

66 | mrbacon90210 says:

hey mrsmiley, i sent you like a million party invites (1-27-05) and you never even said no. :`( at least play a match with me ONCE. anyways, good strip, that's totally me on xbox live.

67 | mrbacon90210 says:

hey, also, this is my xbox live name. c'mon, mrsmiley, just one match, i've already faced you in matchmaking like 5 times.........

68 | Zaburos says:

Yaay! I'm finally in one of their strips!!! Well at least that is what I'd do, so I could laugh at all the Ghosts that try to get over to my side!

Really funny, and, I love it!

69 | m45t3r ch13f says:

lol, what a fuckin idiot

70 | yagyllaersisiht says:

haha thats a knee slapper not really to bad the mster chef hahaha he cooks, can swim and walk under water. wow you guys are cool

71 | thatoneeliteyoukilledatzanzibar says:

wooooo 71st post!!!!!!! im da shiznit!

72 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

LOLOLOLOLOL.....i wish.....that level is so much fun, i just beat it on Lengendary..... fricken hard.......bridge has more enemies amd you really shouldn't board the Scarab until you clear the middle deck....BTW i changed my name with the addition of Master...

73 | da driver says:

woo im da 73 post im shizzle nizzle

74 | alex says:

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that was funny

75 | raul says:

that the greatest halo joke ever JK

76 | Covenant Emperor says:

Hey, Chris!Bill!n00b! And everyone else that double posted and joked around! I really suggest you don't do that again,doing so will possiby get you banned from this site.

Anyway,back onto the comic strip.
Halo2 would indeed be a cool game if everything in the enviorment could get vaporized, shot with hundreds of bullets, etc. You yet again have made a nice strip. Keep em' coming!

77 | Sarge Again says:

Imagine Sgt Johnson say
"For a brick, he swam pretty good!" lol

78 | -NA- says:

Lmao, and no he wasn't actually trained for swimming, but he was trained to improvise.(MC:hmm..I wonder if the scorpion can float...guess not...Cortana:chief,chief can you he*Gurgl gurgl*)

79 | AnotherHaloFan says:

HALO ROX!!

80 | kyle says:

Tis one is soooooooooooooo funnny. make more like this!!!

81 | the golden elite says:

WORT WORT WORT!!

82 | benedict tan says:

halo2 ROX! i wonder when there will be downloads for it like new maps.

83 | slywolfgang says:

hey mr.Grunt i"m slywolf remember?

84 | xenomorph64 says:

Picasso has nothing on you. thats pretty cool.

85 | your mama says:

I couldnt see it because for some reason I clickiked on it but it wouldnt come up!!!!!!!!

86 | Halo Babies fan says:

w00t w00t! Th4t'5 gr34t! I w4nt 2 s33 wh4t would h4ppen if he w4s in 4 b4n5h33 or 4 worthog.

87 | eliteghost01 says:

Damn It! Where's the duct tape when you need it!

I feel bad for the poor ducks that were made into tape

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88 | wwwwhhhoooaaa..... says:

whoaaa.....man thats a very descriptive drawing.....COME ON HOWD U DO THAT !!?!?!?!!? MUSTVE TAKEN U FOREVER.....real nice

89 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

Good art work... thats all

90 | Someone says:

I Love the comics! Anyway, gameplayrevolution is acting smart by typing something non-sense

91 | sgt dan says:

I was really looking forward to blowing up buildings and bridges... but hey if you blew up the bridge just fall off or revert to last check point. oh yeh and that hole they made in the bridge oh man it got me laughing so much because just before I fell through it it saved a check point and I died 15 times before it took me to my check point before that one.

92 | Chummster says:

I always wondered what would happen if I shot the brige with a little extra gun powder. ^_^

93 | WcStiCk says:

LOL!!
LMAO!!
ROLFLMAO!! =)

94 | halo_boi says:

Hey gruntsbane! I know its been a while since i entered a comment on your comics but they still havent lost their humor! great job

95 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

fully desrtuctable. hardley.

96 | Invader says:

LMAO!

97 | P1ro says says:

Ha Doubl3 H3lix Didn't get last post! nice comic i wish

98 | yeh... says:

gimps...

99 | Halo15 says:

it'd be cool if the ship on that level (in the background,sky)
was destructable, i would shoot the hell out of it

100 | Mackon says:

Make one about the Sarab Gun. I'd make my day!

101 | andrew says:

that is so funny

102 | Masterchief evil says:

lol!

103 | bungie says:

JUAT like my dream.

104 | bungie says:

just like my dream.

105 | MasterC says:

This is funny

106 | NightWolf says:

hmm, the scarab only put a hole in it with it's big gun with might i say did a fine job unlocking the door in the last level, and we all saw how it shreaded the tank later on in the level. My point: how would the tank do that much when the scarab only put a hole in it?

107 | gruntsaresocute101 says:

What the heck Mc had better know the doggy paddle

108 | grunts kik ass says:

ROOFL!!!!XD good job chief

109 | Spartain-117 MAster Chief says:

Marines are more useful than you !@#$%^&* holes think! If they do hapen to blow you up with a grenade, you should have mooved out of the way! I hate people who murder their own allies.

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Zawaz: Uh... Leader? you've kind of... um... well... never mind.

*Half Jaw looks at bridge*

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