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• 84. Manicures Come Free { May 05, 2005 }

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109 comments so far | leave your own

1 | Dirge says:

haha, good one :3

2 | milkncereal says:

hahaha siiick. 2nd post wooT!

3 | blake says:

woot 3rd post great comic

4 | The Arbitress says:

Even though the service is free, you had better hope for compensation. Especially when the Master Chief is cutting your hair with an energy sword.

5 | Skorpio UK says:

great comic, and 5th post

...yay...

6 | donut says:

pretty funny, maybe he could use an over heated plasma pistol as a hair dryer or needler ammo as curlers.

7 | Es says:

*Looks at Brute in the background*

No wonder Brutes start roaring when they see the Master Chief...

8 | mrsmiley says:

That's not a brute in the backgroun, my friend. You WOULD know if you were a real Bungie fan (or just got lucky...).

9 | Dork Force One says:

Sweet I love it.

10 | Dork Force One says:

I know what is in the background because im a true Bungie fan, Its the Bungie Webmaster Drunk Gorilla

11 | Uberninja says:

HAahaha. That was awesome!

12 | evilguineapig says:

good one. i like the monkey in the backround. very bungie-ish. and yes it is the webmaster gorilla. you make me proud.

13 | Legendarythunder says:

Since when has johnson had a fro?

14 | Eggbert says:

lol thats funny....is that the monkey dude in the bg? i like this one....as always

15 | Caboose0 says:

That is so funny, lol webmaster in the backgrounds.

16 | Menace says:

lol, I saw some guy on Real Tv cutting hair with fire that remined me of this.

17 | soadfreak says:

that's some funny crap! XD

18 | Keyes says:

LOL, I guess its a good thing I got my hair cut yesterday. Great ob, guys. Keep it up.

19 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

Chief's retirement job eh?...Make Sarge Have a Fro! do it! do it!

20 | Zareus says:

lol nice

21 | Grizzled-Ancient says:

Why don't you call this site "Bungie Babies" instead. The reason we're all here is cause it has to do with HALO! not Bungie...I have no problem with the little bungie querks, but don't rub it in YOUR fans faces when they don't get it...cause they're here for halo. and there are no "real bungie fans" hey if we like the game, we're considered "fans"...duh! Halobabies is making me more upset everyday...OH by the way, nice comic!

22 | DancesWithSoda says:

How does this comic not have to do with Halo? It's about noobs in HALO complaining about the Sword in HALO being unblanaced.

I loved it.

23 | Tryan Shootamee says:

haha! nice...very funny. not as funny as some of the other ones, but it made me chuckle...

I agree with Grizzled-Ancient...That's not fair. I'm sick of playin "who's the real fan" Give us a break. if we don't understand something you guys jump all over it, and treat us like we're "unworthy" We're here cause we're halogeeks. and if we happen to know somethin bout bungie JOY! but don't kill us for not knowin

24 | Some Stupid random person says:

Why is halobaby comics always complaining bout halo 2? the the pistol, plasma sword, the spam...it's not funny. I like it the way it is.

25 | Cahh! says:

CAHHHHH!!!! nice comic...

DancesWithSoda: They're talking bout what the famous mrsmiley said and Dork Force One said i think.

Ouch...poor mr smiley, the pressure you must feel right now...

26 | Sparkie says:

DUUUDE! It's the bungie guy thingie....*scrolls up* Yeah! HAHA I was right. That's A n0ice comic!

27 | a nicer opinion says:

55 - you corespond with yourself and you tell others to get a life? if you dont like the site, go look at somthing you do like.

28 | hockyoo says:

this comic holds a special place in my heart.

29 | lysergic says:

Lol, good one

30 | Gruntsbane says:

It seems like some of you think you need some inside knowledge to get this joke, but you don't. Yes the Bungie webmaster is in the background , but that's why it's the BACKGROUND. He has nothing to do with the comic. Just something funny for those who recognise it.

Oh yeah, and the comic isn't complaining about the sword's strength it's about the people who complain. Thanks.

31 | Ganner says:

Ha ha good one.
YES 39th!

32 | Lord_Halo99 says:

Now thats FUNNY Once again Gruntsbane, another great comic

33 | Energy Sword Samurai says:

now these kind of comics are why i keep going back to this site. Good work! 33rd post is the BEST!!!!

34 | niftyponer says:

thats right number 33 wort wort. thats true the sword is a no skill weapon and who cares if no one likes me saying that thay can go stick them selves

35 | Ruiner87 says:

Damn I only got the 36th comment.

36 | red snow says:

damn, 37th. anyway, sarge had a fro

37 | hmmm....rockets says:

wow.......sarge with a fro......not somethin' your goin to see often

38 | hah scuker! says:

lol i like it, thats kool

39 | Ryley217 says:

Just a little off the top eh? ^.^

40 | Hellfirefanatic says:

LOL! Aww... there goes Sarge's fro....

41 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Nice work, I wish the weapons could be improved for multiplayer too, but until then, the Master Chief could pay off well as a barber. I guess I should continue with Yoshi's Touch & Go... YOSHI!

42 | The Monitor says:

Just a bit off the top please.

43 | RuntyLime says:

Ha, Ha! I like that the energy sword is so small. Sarg.'s fro is funny when its cut in half,and is that the bugie monkey in the back?! I wonder if he likes Tang.......MMMMMMM..Tang!

44 | KloHunt3r says:

I don't really see anyone putting other people down for not knowing some of the more obscure references, and they're not necessarily needed to understand the premise of the comic.

Good comic though. It would be awesome if the plasma blades had hinges. *snip snip*

45 | No body knows the truth says:

Grizzled ancient is wrong.

YOU ARE UNWORTHY!!!! I YOU CANT RECOGNIZE A DRUNK GORILLA THAN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE BINGIE FAN.

lol.

No but seriously I dont mind it at all, I even sort of like the bungie fundamnetals, sure were here for halo, but nobody really casres one little bit if somethings off-topic.

I dont care, I know that.

46 | Whooooah dude01 says:

I think its best masterchief cut off that hair, sarge would have looked incredibly stupid with it all poofed out.

47 | Isna Nosolee says:

ha his hair was burning get it "whats that smell son?"

48 | Falcon says:

Wow! LOL! Excellent comic, Gruntsbane! Using the sword for a close shave and a haircut! LOL! Keep them coming!!!

I, honestly, just had a haircut recently, so this comic seems to relate to my haircut,lol. If only the person who cut my hair could have used the sword as a bada-- method to cut my hair, (sigh).

I'm 17, by the way.

Who is that in the background, to the lower left hand corner? I have no idea who that is. Anybody here know who that is?

49 | WcStiCk says:

i always had that "unfair sword advantage" problem. me and my friend kept fighting over the sword in headlong on split screen.

50 | TheNoog says:

Wow, its more like an energy-dagger than an energy sword

51 | Ionaki says:

Heh, I notice that gorrilla webmaster dude...kinda remind me of this one comic by McLorraine (sp?).

Never the less. ROFLMAO XD. And I thought cutting a beard with a switchblade looked hard...

52 | Jacob says:

ok. no, next!

53 | Grunt_Master says:

Haha! Well, someone isn't getting a tip. Keep em' coming!

54 | Poli says:

good jooobbbb

55 | Machinedog says:

56th comment!!! lolz I am t3h uberz swordz0rz. Noone...can beet my sword...

56 | Spartan commander the 2nd serviver says:

THAT WAS AWSOME!!! sarge is gonna get made and. . . MAKE HIM BALD!!!!!!!!!

57 | TheTrueBungieFan says:

That's great! Good Job! Can't wait for the next one! Yeah Mr.S you're right it takes a true Bungie fan to notice Frankie in the Backround. Tisk Tisk Grizzled, Tisk Tisk.

58 | Covenant Emperor says: says: says:

you suck

Halo 2 sucks.

Haha! Just kidding! I'd like to see the mAster Cheif do THAT to a Brute.

59 | Twojaw says:

Now we know why Tartarus has that moehawk. o_O;;

60 | mrsmiley says:

Just a reminder to everyone that if you post more than one comment, all except the first will be deleted. If you have a discussion, we have a forum, thanks.

61 | Mimic says:

i luv the sword! its fun taking down vehicles with it, fully loaded warthog! the ape should have a fro!

62 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

If's that's a virus, nice try...SPAM! it can't even enter the network that way...hahaha! Computer viruses are more numbers then letters...if that's not what you meant to do then, good.

63 | xenomorph64 says:

brillant, truly

64 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

very nice...... SARGE HAD A FRO?!?! how he fit under that hat?

65 | isna nosolee says:

hey, if i went into that barber shop the demon would likely cut off my head

66 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

Nice... I never new the MC was good at cutting hair, mabe could do my hair... oh wait I don't have any hair, i'm an elite.

67 | hunter of the year says:

hehe...pretty good.but...is there a real balance in the sword?! i never recongized it...or...am i speaking noobish right now? someone plzzz explain...

68 | SuperRobot7 says:

I love the fact that The Webmaster is in the background..

69 | Grunt _Master says:

What is up with you N00Bs?!! Its not a brute! Its the webmaster! Jeez. Even though mrsmiley distinctly pointed that out in the 8th comment. Wow. Now U know. Thank you.

70 | xxctlxx says:

............... i feel kinda sorry for the sarge's hair... hope it grows back >)

71 | Snarf da baddass Grunt says:

okay, we'll just trim a little off the top and be do*ppssshhzzz.* zorch*flop...
oops.
what? what oops? what'd you do?
nothing!why'd ya think i'd screw up and cut the top of your fro off sarge? the very idea...*shit*

72 | Guy with a Gun says:

hehe, 72nd post. Great comic!

73 | Blue_Corpral says:

Sarge has a fro?

74 | Yo Moma says:

Use the brute shot's blade for the sideburns.

75 | DJ leathle says:

its not the sarge(?????) blue C

76 | dark hunter 91 says:

*lol*good comic ^-^

77 | Ruhiel says:

Nice one. I can just imagine if the MC accidentally put in a plasma grenade in Sarge's afro. *lol*

78 | Yayap and Zuka says:

What's with Sarge's hair? I thought marines cut their hair, but he has a fro!

79 | halo_boi says:

oooh hoo hoo Sarge is gonna hit the roof when he finds out MC sliced his fro. Waitasec marines have buzz cuts. why does he have a fro?

80 | 41 Chief's says:

Yo this is my first time, and i just want to say excellent!...how old is chief in halobabies...he's 41 can you believe that? do the math...
2552-2517+6=41...

cooly huh...very funny...nice webster by the way...

81 | 41 Chief's says:

sorry...typed too fast...*webMASter...*

nice comic...sarge with mr.fro...nice

82 | DK the PUMA says:

Great comic man very funny.... i thinks its kinda retarded how these children are saying OMG stop rubbin it in our faces were her for halo not bungie were halo nerds. etc.... but if your such a halo nerd why wouldnt you know anything about bungie i mean there whole site is pretty much halo and halo2 nothing else.... so quit your ranting and raving or Ill sitck my D*** in your ear. so stfu

83 | john says:

OMG! MAD FUNNY, YO! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST!

84 | The Ex-arbiter (deceased) says:

i wouldn't want a manicure from that place

85 | Lil Demon says:

Sexsy lol

86 | Sexy Arbitress says:

it was ok

87 | The Commander says:

Wouldn't the sword burn sarges hair??? I would no since I'm a golden armoured elite(excuse my spelling)

88 | The Commander says:

87-88th post :(

89 | HaloNemesis says:

Oh, If you can not like Halo 2 the way it is, then you..you...*sigh. Well, I do not know what you can do. If you can not like Halo 2 then what can you enjoy?

Great work, I really like Johnson's face.

90 | josho says:

that comic was really funny for what master chief did to johnsons hair with the energy sword!ha!ha!ha!

91 | JarJar777 says:

lol awesome, I like the sword by the way.

92 | arbiter says:

u suck

93 | LaZyBoY1823 says:

k0ol i will own you all day on halo2 lol for real if you want to be my friend my gamertag is my name(LaZyBoY1823)

94 | peep says:

woot 94 post

95 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

Is master chief black? If not why is he in a Barber Shop??

96 | mistar owninater says:

Hahahaha! Does sarge have an afro?

97 | The Dean says:

Wow!! i want to go to that barber shop. That thing probably shaves closer that a straight razor. Hook me up with a fade and goatee chief.

98 | Zawaz says:

Why there no grunt sword? I would like to hit those lousy humans with one...

99 | hairy bugger says:

i have got 2 go to that barber shop lol get a mohawk

100 | Some guy around the corner says:

Great comment (100th post :D)

101 | Predator110 says:

sweet comic strip i loved it!!!!

102 | SPARTAN 102 says:

LOL. # 102 COOL!
i love the sword in multiplayer because it dosent run out, its especially good in games like juggernaut! great comic!

103 | Masterchief evil says:

nice!

104 | bungie says:

can i use it as a hair cut please.

105 | halo hectic says:

LOL nice comic... wait... whould the energy sword singe his hair??????????????????????????????

106 | Jason Jones says:

. . . yay? Nice comic, Gruntsbane. Real nice! My haircut made me look more like the Beatles but not really. Poor Johnson

107 | Chip Dubbo says:

That actually works in Halo 2. Only the marines' hair isn't that big, and they die and go "AHHHHH" and die?

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