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85. Master Cheap { May 13, 2005 }
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1 | Archaos46 says:
Nice, you nailed the "slightly-pissed-off-and-scowling" look for Cortana Gruntsbane
Good job
2 | Gruntsbane says:
Dumb waiter...
3 | Halokid23 says:
lol! that's realy funny. (3rd post! XD)
4 | Coviehunter says:
Totally rules...4th post!
5 | Ganner says:
Nice 5th post!
6 | RuntyLime says:
Ya! 6th post! Good comic, this one is better than the last few. I like the way Chief slides the note to Cortana.I was wondering GB they aren't on a date.....are they?! MMMMMM...tang really sooths weird thoughts.
7 | Lysergic says:
Great comic!
[woot 7th]
8 | Stuntmutt says:
Lawsuit! Lawsuit!
9 | Snarf da Baddass Grunt says:
He he he...He's too cheap to buy his own armor too! He stole it from mister chief! Whaaaaaaa, I miss you Cortana! I'll come back and get you! I promise! I'm sorry about that night in the restaurant where I made you pay!!!! I'm sorry! I'm soooooorrrryyyyyy..........
10 | Snarf da Baddass Grunt says:
yoink! tenth post! Melons are fun to play with!
11 | Arbitress says:
That comic cheered me up today...i felt do dreary and unhappy...(as goths are)...and this cheered my up i thought it was very funny! nice work Gruntsbane, Nice work! ^+^
12 | donut says:
hey i cant see the 4th strip, the pic is too big and i cant make the indow big enough to see the last part of the comic!!! Whats the chief saying??
13 | Kradshutzen says:
I agree with Archaos. you've mastered the slighty pissed off look. Great Comic! (yes! 12 Post!!!)
14 | Keyes says:
Ha Ha. I love it when people don't get there number.
Great job. A scene that is all to familiar to me. King of wish I had some Armor then. :0
Greaat job.
14th post
15 | Sim1 says:
aha fun... the girl must pay... ever! we have payed for them for hundred of years :P
16 | sam500 says:
Just noticed that they're sitting on table 7. Nice touch ;)
17 | The Commander says:
I get it! lol
18 | Cdarx says:
nice job with the comic, you guys get cooler and cooler every week!
19 | MintSkittles says:
19th post w00t!
I agree 106% the women should pay!
and chief needs his id from his markV if he and da sarge are going for a drink
YOU GUYS RULE!!!
20 | Buguba says:
lol lol lol, for those of you who cant see the last strip, the master chief says, "What?... I left my wallet in my other armour!". If you want to see it for yourself, copy the comic, put it in Microsoft Word, and shrink it down. It should show the entire thing
21 | Nightmare001 says:
Woah, this may sound ver geeky but I think Cortana looks totally firggin hot in the first panel.
Great job gruntsbane!
Buguba is right except I advise you use paint because its easier to cut and paste images in it than in word.
Woot! 21th post!
22 | ansomble28 says:
That comic was pretty good. For those of you who can't see it, you don't have to do any cutting or pasting or stupid stuff like that. Just right click the pic and you have the option to either "View Picture" or "Fit to Window". Either one works. Sheesh brainiacs.
23 | The Arbitress says:
I didn't know the Master Chief had a wallet, or a second set of armor. And how exactly is Cortana going to pay the bill?
Whoever made the 11th post, I don't appreciate having my name stolen. I used "Arbitress" first.
24 | CCC says:
where they on a date??????
25 | El NiNo says:
This one is great. LOL. But I don't understand the fact that they are on table 7.
26 | Blue_Corpral says:
lol! this 1 was funny! - what is the waiter? a claw?
27 | Sparkie says:
Heh...that's funny! That's how things were in this one relationship i ahad, but mostly not becasue Jason was cheap; becasue I did all the favors! XD Good Job!!
28 | MNC says:
El Nino, 7 is the number that Bungie uses for almost everything.
Tru7h
7 halos
something about 343 and 7
29 | Dirge says:
heh, Master Chief you cheapo ;)
great job
30 | Metal_Snake says:
Nice comic.
Do you think you guys can put the other spartans in a strip sometime?
31 | Loknar64 says:
What's up with that waiter?
WEll nicely done again GB!
32 | Archaos46 says:
As GB said, its a "dumb waiter" a robotic waiter. They were used in the past to serve food, they were actually small elevators to carry food, but after around 500years we could expect a little advancement.
I think that the dumbwaiter=mrsmiley, because of the face on the dumbwaiter, but thats a guess....
33 | PlasmaFire says:
SHORT CIRCUIT!!
Haha...I like it a lot. Just give her some liquid cooling and she'll relax. Maybe.
34 | Lord_Halo99 says:
My friend had something like that happen to him once. Good Job Gruntsbane
35 | ur mom says:
486th pPOST!!~!!! LOL XD ROFL
niCE STr1P GRUNTESBAIN!!!!!! LOL XDROFL
36 | DeathXP32 says:
That's really freakin funny.
Master Chief is so cheap, just like me.
37 | Dork Force One says:
Wow...cotana really wants to get it on with John if you know what i meen. And lol he left the Wallet in the other armor
38 | SuperDragonYoshi says:
Well done, it's always the women who pay for the fancy restaurant, especially if their holographic; (The Mark-V is the only one with pockets) I think I'll pay a visit at Don Palbos... YOSHI!
39 | Jax 5 says:
You would think Chief would at least take his helmet off on a date! Geeze!
40 | The Huntress says:
lol. that's great. too bad chief doesn't know how to treat us girls like sarge does...
41 | Java says:
Of course we love his style, all of us love ANY style ya put out because it's all screamtacular!
42 | Isna Nosolee says:
lol! thats hilarious!
43 | xenomorph64 says:
i live for moments like these. but come on chief! think of a better excuse! like u spent all urr money on having the mafia take care on Guilty Spark...
44 | cdarx says:
my boy the MC know what the ladies like
l337 hax's
45 | Spartan-107 says:
Great comic nice scowl look,keep'em coming!!
46 | hbomb69 says:
nice lets see some more
47 | Mak_Attack says:
Ahahaha LoL
48 | DaDaDj leathle says:
hmmmm...run the bill?
49 | Devil D says:
Hold one sec sexy corny ill pay 4 u XD!!!!
She is sexy now!!!!!
50 | dark hunter 91 says:
lol,good one ^-^
51 | holo says:
haha hilarious. seriously the best comic yet. appealing to girls and boys. i always knew the mc was a cheapo. next thing you know hes robbing a convienent store!
52 | The Ex-arbiter (deceased) says:
Who would have thought that the demon was a cheapskate?
53 | The Ex-arbiter (deceased) says:
P.S. I agree with xenomorph64, who wouldn't hire mafia to kill Guilty Spark?
54 | Bunga says:
ohh the cheif is gonna get it now! cortana is probably going to give him false mapping or some thing
55 | LegendaryThunder says:
Ha ha ha I knew it!
MC and the cyber babe!
56 | hunter of the year says:
hehehe...good 1.but...what the hell is the thing that puts the bill on the tabel?! any1?
57 | Rocky Balboa says:
WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! 58th POST!!!!
nice comic!
58 | Morpheus says:
Whoo!!
Will you marry me, Cortana? LOL!
Still don't have Halo 2 though...
W00T 59TH POST!!
59 | CKY says:
Meh, not the best one but pretty funny.
60 | The Monitor says:
I get the feeling the chief is going to appreciate the shield system in his armour shortly...
61 | Java (is female) says:
You know, now that everyone calls Cortana sexy, I think I should DEMAND a sexy charrie us girls can drool over and ask to marry us!! I like in Halo 2 where she's short seeming, WHOO FOR SHORT PEOPLE!
62 | Dirge says:
AND A WIZZ URSELF
63 | Falcon says:
Awesome facial expressions, Gruntsbane! Keep these comics coming! Another great comic from Gruntsbane!
Ah, the romance had to be spoiled somehow! XD
64 | PregnantNproud says:
Ha of course it had to table NUMBER 7, nice attention to detail!
65 | Soul says:
Why Table Number 7? Gr8 comic by the way
66 | Yayap and Zuka says:
Chief needs to seriously find out what the ladies like...
67 | Arbitress #2 says:
ok this one was funny!
68 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:
ooooo ouch.....well that sucks for bothof them, mainly Cortana
69 | tari says:
ok # 11 pleas don't steal arbitress's name k. also THE arbitress means the one and only!
70 | Sexy Arbitress says:
hey this is a funny one.
71 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:
who would want to go out with cortana anyway? blaaahhh! chief...you're desprite arn't you? noooooooo!...nice comic!
72 | Hellfirefanatic says:
Lmao... That was great! XD
73 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:
lol... MC can't pay the bill, ha! ha! ha!
Anyway, nice comic.
74 | Ryley217 says:
Classic leave the girl with the bill ha ha thats mean lol!
75 | Mastercheif says:
I like these comics but MC should have made sure he had his walet, personaly I wouldn't pay I would have walked off, but again I like the comic.
76 | Private Simmons says:
Something tells me that's not dirge. She can spell "people," at least.
77 | the real Dirge says:
as I hate to post more than once...that is NOT me..that is butch_dude trying to get me banned
78 | Armyofone says:
Tisk tisk MC where's your chivalry? I would always pay unless one of two things happened: one, the woman wanted to pay. Or if.......uhhhhh.......well I don't know you happy? anywho great work Gruntsbane!!!!!!----ZEN
79 | Zyrra da Phirra says:
Aww...Chief is learning so fast! Never let the chick pay the bill unless you're a real bad boyfriend! lol
80 | xxctlxx says:
.... chief.... come on u've kick alien bastards ass and u dont get paid... lol.
P.S.: CAN CORTANA EAT??!!
81 | >=( says:
your out there some where dirge and I'm gonna get u >=(
82 | the real Dirge says:
sorry..but that's not gunna work this time..I'm now under a new alias...and no...ur not gunna get me because I refuse to sink to ur level...spammer...*end of story*
83 | the real Dirge says:
btw, real mature dude...
84 | redraider520 says:
Is that an egg lowered by one of those claw prize games you see in an arcade thats serving them? (By the way, are we supposed to use our gamertags for the name we display? If so, then that's mine!)
85 | Light says:
Nice....very funny....like Metal_Snake said, you should make a strip on why non of the other spartans are in Halo 2, I mean First Strike had like three other than MC survive....seriously...
86 | HaloNemesis says:
Oh, Cortana. You should stay with telling him where to go and what to do. You poor thing.
Great work, This made me smile.
87 | Grunt_Master says:
So true...
88 | Teh Halo n00b says:
...what...men havn't paid for something in years...ITS A TRADITION! (Lying is also a tradition...)
jajaja...
WOOO!!!89 POST!!!!
89 | Fusion1 says:
Oooo! Anyone else notice that the table number is seven? Another Bungie inside joke!
90 | Triggir Hap E says:
Nice comic, first one ive read, and i like em, have to read more. Neways, the seven also symbolizes the 7th Column :-D
91 | !SpLoJin! says:
mastercheifs dont have pockets. Or did he put it where he keeps his secondary weapon? Which prevokes the question, where the hell does he keep his secondary weapon?!?
92 | Doubl3 H3lix says:
I wonder what color the chiefs other armor is? Perhaps pink or gold? Hey that makes me think what is the chiefs symbol 4 Xbox Live?????
93 | Spartan says:
Love it... Very original!!
94 | Tiffany says:
Who ever did this comic did a great job and I loved it!!!
It was really funny!!!
Keep up the good work and keep 'em comin'!!!
95 | mistar owninater says:
Who is the egg guy?
96 | mistar owninater says:
pretty funny.
97 | The Commander says:
LOL dat was as funny as a grunt huging da chief with a plasma gernade on him!!!!
98 | Tocli says:
That new comic as hilarious!!!!!! ,but i would love to see a comic about the upcoming halo movie
99 | pyro says:
that comic is a crack up i almost wet myself hahahahahahahahaha
100 | Nate says:
YES!! 100th Post!
101 | cody reeves says:
This is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!I love this one!It is so funny.GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
102 | cdlord says:
MNC says:
El Nino, 7 is the number that Bungie uses for almost everything.
Tru7h
7 halos
something about 343 and 7
---
343=7^3 (7 cubed, 7*7*7)
103 | Predator110 says:
l o l z another hilarious strip strikes again! keep it up!
104 | , says:
why am i always so l8 in posts, well whatever thats hilarious and cortana's hot
105 | sdfgsfglksgjflkj says:
haha thats funny,
106 | bobo says:
i use tat excuse every weekend=D
107 | David says:
even his days off turn into a warzone lol
108 | Tbone says:
Right on Matser Chief!
109 | Cody says:
That is very it seams my parents used to do that all the time.
110 | Masterchief evil says:
haha!
111 | bungie says:
me love it!!!!
112 | halochick says:
i knew it,i knew they were going to hook up
masterchief rules
113 | THE REAL Arbitress says:
Booyah!
114 | The Arbitress says:
Hey everyone! MY NAMES CALI AND IM A GOTH IDIOT!
115 | halochick says:
hey gruntsbane you should realy put halobabies in the sunday paper
i love masterchief!!!
116 | caboose says:
hay so do I
117 | killervenom47 says:
Awwww...
Cortana and Master Cheif out for a quiet night alone.
Then he blew it.
118 | Chips Dubbo says:
ha ha ha LOL I love that humor. Great Gruntsbane you got the look in the eye for Cortana. Yay.
119 | o_O says:
mc got screwed amd dumped.....wowes.....that's like my freind...heheh.
120 | hlaochick says:
masterchief is mine cortana so keep your hands off of him
i love you masterchief!!!!!!!
(mc is hot)
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