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95. An Old Relic but Still Erect { July 22, 2005 }
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1 | Bobik says:
Hide the children!
Haha, great comic gruntsbane.
2 | Gruntsbane says:
Interesting composition, wouldn't you say?
3 | Donut says:
Lol, innuendos aplenty! I clearly must be a descendant of the Forerunners.
Notice how i didnt brag about being first to post :P
4 | HappyWraith says:
Another great comic.
5 | Poodle of Death says:
Indeed, very nice
6 | Sgt.Big says:
Heh heh heh. Heh. Uh...
...you weren't first to post...
7 | Hardrive 116 says:
Very Good Comic. But Maybe Gruntsbane is Jealous?
8 | Spartan_112 says:
lol nice one ^^ hahaha
9 | The Misterchief says:
???i dont get it someone tell me plz
10 | asdf says:
1st post
11 | Switch 9 says:
Hey, misterchief, you'll get it by the time you're 12 (or somewhere about that). The past couple have been a bit mediocre by Gruntsbane's standards (which means you get stitches laughing) but this one had me laughing for ages. Keep it up guys!
12 | Switch 9 says:
That isn't first post asdf, that's 10th. You see, there's a zero after it.
13 | whencowzattack says:
Of course, Gruntsbane is jealous. ;)
14 | spartan-055 pete says:
Lol
I'm gonna stand and look at it now and think what was he tryin ta do
15 | Screw you, switch 9 says:
I C
16 | the late Keyes(Captain)[rank does not matter in heaven] ps neither does "size"...FYI says:
LOL! I reckon the blue stuff coming out of the buildings in HALO 1 (Level:Halo) had other purposes.
17 | Zyrra says:
Hmm, I think someone here has a problem...er not me! Trust a member of blue team to think of that...sicko hehe, red team members are way more civilized than that.
Red team 1: Wow, look at it!
Blue team 1: Yeah, so BIG and LONG
Red team 2: *slapps blue team 1* not that! I mean this quarter I found!
Blue team 1: *rubs head* er...right...yeah...*looks back at Forerunner structure* ::this is way more interesting...::
Blue team 2: *walks in* what ya'll lookin' at? *waves hands in front of blue team 1* erm... *sees structure* oooohhhhh!
Red team 2: *slapps red team 2* dream on, you're a pint sized spartan wearing the COLD colours...you'll never match the Forerunner...
18 | SUCKKKAWEED says:
YaYo numba 1 post
KeEp iT ReaL SuCkAs
Don bE hAtiN dA cOmiC cuz iTs coOl
PcE WiGgAs
19 | Squattingb says:
LOL, a comic NOT for children! ;), that's a great joke :D
20 | K0d1ak says:
nice one! ^-^ gr8 comic Gruntsbane
21 | Lord_Halo99 says:
There's a train of thought that hasn't been traveled before. Exellent job Gruntsbane.
22 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:
Oh God.... I don't tnink I've seen anything funnier.... wate, have I? Well, I can't remeber anything funnier at the moment, so this is probably the funniest comic I've seen thus far.... and probably the best title for a comic....nothing funnier....'cept maybe the next comic or RvB, but thats about it....
okay, prolonged viewing or exposer of said comic can cuase BAD MENTAL IMAGES.....ick....
23 | Angelo says:
They're not compensating for anything! Er... even though it becomes all blue and excited when you turn on its teleporter.
24 | LeggoMyTaco says:
Sorta like the purple thingyes on burial mounds.....
25 | Sparty711 says:
1st post! lol that is funny
26 | lorry the wire man says:
that a total rip off shrek, and rumor has it that humans are in fact direct descendents of foreruners if u think about the posibillity is actually very high, like when 343 gs says to chief "why would you hesitate to do what youve already done" and youre all like "wtf! what last time, Ive never seen this stupid ring before!" just play through those level again and if youre smart you can figure it out. also notice how in the great journey in halo 2 tartarus has to force miranda to activate the ring because he cant and 343 has a canary? anyway, the point is that the forerunners were probably no smaller than any average human
27 | Ripper714 says:
Bobik, forget about hiding the children, hide Sparkie!
*sees sparkie with tank*
Crap.
Ripper
Great Comic GB.
28 | The_Eliminator says:
Omg... guys read the title. LOLOLOLOL!!!11
29 | random commenting person says:
Um, lorry the wire man, you really don't get it. 1st, it is a comic, it is supposed to be funny. 2nd, we aren't talking about the size of the forerunners... at least not in body height... if you are older than 12 you will get it. Oh, and LeggoMyTaco, huh? Did I miss something on burial mounds? What purple things? Also, "the late Keyes(Captain)[rank does not matter in heaven] ps neither does "size"...FYI", LOL! bad images! What was Bungie thinking?!! Finally, why are so many people saying first post, even if they are 10th or 25th??!
P.S. I see it The_Eliminator.... LOL!
30 | LB says:
That's bad...
Yet awesome.
31 | Dante 003 says:
you just gota laugh at this one
32 | master geek says:
true about the humans possiblly being forerunners. btw, i'm not the only one who thinks earth is the ark, right? and good comic, gruntsbane.
33 | Jaxx says:
LOL!! Naughty Gruntsbane. XD
34 | The Arbitress says:
I have no comment whatsoever Just don't ask.
35 | HaloNemesis says:
(Shakes head, attempting to stifle laughs)
36 | Master_Chiefafied says:
That's priceless!!! ><
37 | Lovable Werewolf says:
LMAO! that's hilarious! XD XD XD
38 | Yayap and Zuka says:
Getting a lil' dirty there I see...
39 | SpiderFreak says:
And here I thought this was supposed to be a FAMILY FRIENDLY site. My respect for Halo Babies just went down 3 notches. Come on, GB. You can do better than this.
SF
40 | Diplomatt says:
Does this have something to do w/ sexual organs?
41 | ICEWaGoN117 says:
I don't get it. but the way everyone is acting it sounds really.........................................................................................................................................................................................dirty! erect relic?! i can get on top by a barracade jump! and snipe all the unfaithful noobs to halo 2
42 | Sparkie says:
I knew it! I did rub off on you! My perversion has infiltrated your miiinnnndddd!! o.o
Nice comic, lol.
43 | Synthmilk says:
Diplomatt is sooooo tact, no wonder he is named Diplomat ;)
And its a good thing Bungie is a user of inuendos, otherwise certain people might have the right to complain :P
Awsome comic!
44 | Gilligan117 says:
hahaha, thats some funny stuff. but it does make you think if that was the arcitects idea in constructing Relic.
45 | Loknar64 says:
Good job Sparkie now we can have a pervert running the site is that what you want?
j/k
ehhhhh...
46 | Bigger, longer, and uncut. (Durandal) says:
GB, it's a great comic, with a great title, and that's pretty difficult to do in a single-pane. But could you ease off the sexual inuendos from now on? Even though it is a MATURE RATED GAME *cough*SpiderFreak*cough*, I'd like it a lot more if you went back to the old-ish style. Still, a good comic nontheless.
1st post!
47 | LegendaryThunder says:
Never a day goes by that I don't ask myself that question.
48 | Shizuku Spartan 138 says:
HAHA I think gb the forerunners and bungie were trying to compensate for something where as i have one the size of the relic tower lol (i know 4 gurls who can back me up)
49 | Gruntsbane says:
In regards to some of the comments, this is not the beginning of a new trend of dirty humour so don't worry. They say all things are good in moderation.
50 | chunky monkey says:
huh?
51 | chunky monkey says:
ohhhhh now i get it =o
52 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:
YEAH! GO GRUNTSBANE! FINALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! no, im just kidding. nice one... i think the way you space "Ever wonder if the Forerunners had been trying to..." and "...compensate for something?" seems a bit distracting though.
53 | Skrawn says:
Why Do You Guy' s Go Straight For Age Twelve... I Am Twelve And I Did Get The Joke. Silly Old People, Jokes Are For Kids.
54 | Skrawn says:
O Yeah I Forgot....... Yay 1st. Post.
55 | "zero" says:
Ahaha. Phallic representation. lol
(look it up)
56 | justin says:
funny the forrunners.....haha....
57 | The Arbiter says:
Humans #54,46,25,18,&10...You did NOT get first post. Can't your pathetic human minds figure that out?
58 | Durandal says:
Yes, we did. In our worlds, at least. For instance...
w00t!!1! Furst post!
See? That was the first post. Maybe it's your mind that's pathetic, alien scum.
59 | ash says:
I totaly agree
60 | Tooth Pick says:
Woot! 60th post (or 61st, I'll settle for either.)
Nice comic, and the truth hurts.
61 | a person says:
numba 1 numba 1 !!!!!!1 post numba 1 =D .....maby if i say it alot i will come true XDnumba 1 eh forget it im gonna go look at some very naughty things like cats...evil cats they like huge objects like that big tower thingy ...CAts.cats ....c c cat .cats.c ....zzzzzzzz
62 | Sebas says:
hey, a person, u smoking sumthing? GIMME SUM..... jk
63 | Hurricane Tiger says:
Apparently some of you (random commenting person)are Ill equiped or at best normally equiped when you yell that size doesnt matter. SIZE MATTERS!!!
If Its under six inches its to small and five is about normal....Now the the biggest ive seen was the one that shot anti matter rounds....wait...what did you thInk I meant?
SIZE MATTERS No matter what your girlfreind tells you. I know someone will cry reading this.
ps dont read comments before you see the comic. that was a mistake.
great composition gruntsbane.
64 | Happy_Noodle_Boy says:
Haha! I tried to get my brother to read this one, but he was too lazy to read a single panel comic.
but seriously, stop saying "1ST COMMENT! LOLOLOLOL!!!11~#$$" It's stupid, seriously.
65 | Hellfirefanatic says:
LMFAO! Omg... that's so great. I love this one.
66 | Lode says:
Definitly the forunners were trying to compensate for something...
67 | George says:
Indeed.... anyway great strip gruntbane, it had me confused for about a sec then i got it and started rolling on the floor laughing.
68 | Twojaw says:
LMAO. So maybe this is why the Covenant think of the Forerunners as gods. ;D
Funny, as always. Though I agree the whole sexual humor thing is a bit out of character for this site.. I was surprised. o.o
*cough* BRING BACK COVIE STRIPS!!!1oneeleven// ;o;
69 | Mendoza says:
Hahaha! That is good,anyways, were the Forerunners trying to make something when they made it besides it being a tower?
70 | Ice says:
loserville sucka mother beep beep beep
71 | i like eggs says:
THATS SO BAD DUDE LOL funny tho
72 | kloon trooper says:
??????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
73 | the late Keyes(Captain)[rank does not matter in heaven] ps perhaps "size" does matter...FYI says:
anybody here thinks 343 a homo? i mean, the high pitched voice and old age (last i heard,he only had Sentinels for companionship for like, millions of yers) might set a few fuses loose, DUT? Personally, i wouldnt be surprised.
74 | yo momma says:
there seems to be a lot of people on this page who are saying "first post" and are actually at a much different number. Anyway, maybe the forerunners just built them small and then the flood.......made them bigger to compensate for them having small........well, ya know.
75 | xenomorph64 says:
hehehehe-wait, what it they are trying to.....
76 | Zealot Arbiter says:
your missing the green bushes and palm trees around the 'relic' GB.
lol jk. great comic!
77 | Tyrial says:
OMFG!!!! so wrong but sooo funny
78 | red snow says:
HAHA! hillarious!
79 | Ionaki says:
My mind is thinking dirty thoughts. >.<;
80 | teh arbiter says:
anybody know the glitch?(i do)
81 | JaconWes says:
Makes me wanna go YAHOO why because they must of built for some reason of knowing.
If that conspiracy is true about the forerunners being related to humans then they might of done it to impress the ladies.
anyways great comic i love the joke.
82 | xxctlxx says:
ha ha ha... i dont get it lol cuz i dont have that map
83 | lilweaties says:
haha love the joke good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]
84 | Predator110 says:
hahaha that was a great joke!!! i hope theres more like that to come :D
85 | Minigun Wormer says:
Y'know guys I just don't get any of these comics. xxctlxx and I have the same problem. I don't have any of the new maps. I don't even have Live!! I can't figure out what is an AC adapter or something.
86 | SpiderFreak says:
Sorry if me wanting Halo Babies to remain a Family Friendly site like THEY SAID IT WAS offends you. I just hate it when things start off Family Friendly and then grow into a more mature style of humor. If HB had started out with jokes like this, and if I hadn't heard Mr. Smiley or GB say it was a Family Friendly site, then I'd agree, I'd have no real reason to complain. But it WAS Family Friendly. And it's changing into something that's (to me) not funny, and deffinently not appropriate for kids. I doubt I'll read the HB comics anymore, if this is where it's headed. Oh well. It was good while it lasted.
SF
87 | B|az says:
did they really say it was?
lol nvm. its funny nonetheless, plus, only old-enuff ppl will actually get itn no? and GB did say this is an on and off thing. =)
ps: ease of the sensitivity. its only one dirty joke
88 | some dude says:
I TOTALLY agree with spider freak. This is supposed to be a family friendly site and now its not, oh and Blaz, i'm 11 and i get it so i wonder if im "old-enuff?" I wish you would bring back the FUNNY ones, like the ones without innuendos, so I HOPE to God that you bring back the good ones cause this site is turning into a bad site. I would have said it was the pits, but you wouldnt have been mature enough to possibly not make a crude joke on that would you? Hmm?
89 | VoidReala says:
If it's kid-friendly or not, either way this exact dialogue was used in Shrek when him and the donkey got to the huge tall castle. This would have been hilarious if it weren't used before, exactly, word by word, in Shrek.
90 | caboose rules all says:
heh this is so funny i loved it
91 | mofo says:
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PEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE
92 | Fox says:
Hehe, I get it!!!
93 | BOOM! HEADSHOT! says:
Nice comic, very funny keep it up, I like your work.
94 | Poli says:
Ahaahh, lovely.
95 | AlphaAndroid 25 says:
That comic answered one question but raised soo many more.
96 | sausages says:
yeah!!!
99th post!!!
t(^^t)
97 | sausages says:
yeah!!!
100th post as well!!!
t(^^t)
by the way... it's kirby
98 | sausages says:
this one is funny beyond all comprehension
99 | Skrawn says:
68 | George says:
Indeed.... anyway great strip gruntbane
Gruntsbane, you teased George with your stripping capabilities... To Shame.
100 | noobs are pummeled to the ground from the SPANKR says:
Wow gruntsbane... nice
101 | Alias says:
Wow,... getting dirty eh Grunt? (first post) if you dont know what is means, just add EleventhAlias to ur xbl friends list, i'll tell ya over it.
102 | always says:
weird comic strip...
103 | hellslegacy says:
are they saying the for runners are gay lol
104 | flood guy says:
woah is that thing dangeours or erectious
105 | chicken wigger says:
wouldnt it b awsome if u could get on the very top 2 sniper
106 | Snake says:
That was great, I laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes.
As for Earth being the Ark...I dont think so, I think the forerunner ship in High Charity is the Ark..but then again, the prophet took it to Earth..so maybe its a key to the ark..I dunno
107 | Evil Turkey says:
If your relic has an erection for four hours or more, see your doctor.
108 | Watch Channel 21, The Discovery Channel says:
lol that was funny, And Remember Watch The Discovery Channel Or Mc Will Kill You
109 | L.Tstarkiller says:
rude crude and hilarious nice one
110 | arbiter says:
i dont get it some one tell me
111 | Xerro says:
kinda worrying a baby wud b thinking of that at all...
112 | highlander says:
Nice, I just saw your site for the first time, cool touch, on Halo. Like how the gun on the warthog says nerf, but then shouldn't the vehicles say powerwheels? just a suggestion, nice work anyways. Adios
113 | kayla vaillancourt says:
uhhhh... i am a bruntte and ppl call meeh a blonde and to show that i am wun "i dont get it!"
114 | arbiter says:
me agien some one tell me i dont get it im 12 i dont get it
115 | ryan says:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ha
116 | mrsmiley says:
lol arbiter, if you don't get it on your own, you don't need to get it at all.
117 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:
LOL!...Wait, how dare they mock the forerunner's! Infidals you will die!
118 | darth bob says:
well, if you look at the 2 blue helmets, it kinda takes the place ot the ya knows...
119 | arbiter says:
i think i get it lol
120 | arbiter says:
oh my god thats gross its really funny tho lol lol ROFL ROFL
121 | a pshcyatrist says:
i believe the people who keep saying it was a family site are trying to draw attention away from the dirty joke because the have small everyguy knows wat
122 | David says:
i dont get it
123 | marine commando says:
i agree with david, i dont get it, and im 18.
124 | super chief says:
i agree with these 2.
125 | prophet of (insert whatever here) says:
nope. dont get it.
126 | engineer says:
wow exactly how many people dont get it? including me?
127 | arbiter says:
ok ok im 12 i think i get it it means that that thing boys have you know that THING thats all im saying if you dont get it then well i dont know its gross tho
128 | ZS says:
....Heheheheheheehehehehheehehehe
129 | kill$tephen says:
Lol this is good....kinda wrong, but good
130 | Ruhiel says:
Nice.... it's freakin funny how 3 ppl called 1st post, and NONE of 'em got it :P
131 | Morpheus says:
Right,Right,Right. w00T 132 post lol all die teh beat
132 | alpal says:
haha nice one
OK if you dont get it we dont need to know...why dont you go ask yer mom what it means....hehe yeah go do that
133 | -RK-Aubs-117 says:
unfortnately, all i gotta say is -
ROFLMAO!! XD yup, does make ya wonder if they WERE trying to compensate for something....
134 | bungie says:
Uhhhhhhhhhhh? i really dont get it?
135 | Masterchief evil says:
me neither
136 | bungie says:
hey guys!!! is the forunner horny or something becuse i still dont get it must read it 50 times no more please.
137 | anomynous says:
OMG an 18 year old doesnt get it? Seriously, are you like brain dead or something? Well, at the rate your going you can expect to be a virgin the rest of you life...
For all you little kids that dont get it it means this...
The relic represents a guys penis, aka cock. It has a boner. And the forerunners dicks where really small, so they made big statues of big penises. Becuase in the world of men, THe bigger the penis, the more the ladies like it... :). Trust me.... GIRLS LIKE BIG COCKS~~~!!!
The size of the boat does matter...
138 | MC says:
Heh...
139 | Flood eat yogurt says:
I compenstate for all small ones
140 | plasma_101 says:
Er....wha?
141 | Direman, the new arbiter says:
Now thats funny!
142 | David says:
on the behalf of all the names i made up so you can tell me what it means(LOL!!!!HAHA! i got ya good!) thanks anomynous, i get it know.
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