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1 | Jairo says:

LOL i guess invisible elites are good at hide n' seek

2 | Stalker1 says:

lol ya i guess

3 | Rinon says:

HA! I told you grunts were dumbasses!

4 | Zorkan says:

Heh grunts are so cute. I like how he doesn't notice the elite there. Seems to me that grunts are kinda lacking in intelligence, but they can speak pretty good. They just have an average IQ.

5 | thewizard says:

hehe got to try that with action replay

6 | Nathan says:

an IQ of 00000.00000000000.00000000.00001

7 | Nathan says:

The grunt looks so... so... confident

8 | halofreak says:

they have more like an IQ of a rock, no wait two rocks.

9 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Zuka: I remember that!!! I guess we're smarter that you grunts think!
Yayap:Yeah and you smell like sh...
^^zap^^
NOT AGAIN!!!

10 | shorty says:

they do not speak as good as you think, the spartan helmet has a grunt to english translator, the fact that most words are incomprehensible is the sign of stupidity, and by the the way if you want very small decimals write 1 x 10^ - (insert number of zeroes you want before the 1) or a very large number you leave out the - sign for example 0.00001 is the same as 1 x 10^-4 and 10000 is 1 x 10^4

11 | Nanashi says:

It's almost like Deja giving math classes, lol...

12 | Suke 'Ramamee says:

It took a lot loonger than a few hours. The only reason Trula found me was because my cloaking field generator ran out of power. And you know how long that takes...

13 | a halo dude says:

He's invisible grunts don't have x-ray vision so in other words what I am saying is that grunts aren't dumb.I'll say there weak but not too dumb plus they are very cuddly[hugs a grunt]:]

14 | Sandwich Grunt says:

Halo Dude, persoanal space here.
in ohter news:elite was mean to poor grunt!!!! revenge must be extracted!!!!

15 | grunt fan says:

grunts are so cool and so cuddly only if they made a game of halo wich you can hug them,i think they are so cute and funny.

16 | Jon Foster says:

Nathan could not be more right... he looked so eager...THEY'RE SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 | Xerro says:

They're so adorable you just want to hurl a plasma grenade on them and hear their cute little death scream, aw.

18 | Mr Black Elite says:

that is a very popular game with my men. unfortunately an elite got sent to the hospital because 16 grunts bulldozed him.

19 | Devin says:

Thats not fair!!!!!!! Now the grunt wont find the elite for about 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
hours.

20 | FUELRODGUN says:

ME WOULD FIND ELITE BY SHOOTING EVERYWHERE TIL FINDING DEAD ELITE.

21 | senor commento says:

this doesn't show that grunts are dumb, just have poor eyesight. they're not the best shots, anyway...damn jackals. better way get the grunt to go away than that hunter in When The Chief's Away.

22 | dancing grunt says:

to fuelrodgun:
elites are way more powerful than grunts but grunts are cute!

23 | Isna Noselee says:

That mean elite should SUFFER! *picks up cinder block & throws it at elite* on the bright side
grunts are real cute.

24 | De Huntersitter says:

DUDES DUDES Y KNOW WAT................ELITES ARE DUMBASSES EN UGLY.
TIP TO MAKE THEM ANGRY:GIVE THEM BUBBLE GUM(CHEWING GUM) EN LET THEM CHEW THE GUM.
THE GUM WILL FALL OFF UNDER HIS MOUNTHL.

25 | Mika Hurramee says:

I saw this entire thing unfold. The grunt ran to the right, left, right, left, right, left, ri...
Three hours later
..eft, right, left then the Elite got bored and sat down, the grunt ran left ri...
THREE MORE HOURS PASS
...ight. by the time the cloak wore off, the Elite was asleep.
I got it on film. Look for it on Nazuurions Funniest Combat Videos.

26 | halo boi says:

pathetic little bugger
he was right under his methane breather

27 | yayap says:

If you go to bungie.net voice outtakes, you can hear great grunt lines, like- "Please! No! I have wife and kid!!!"

28 | Death Vomit says:

i was playing halo and a grunt attached a plasma to the back of invis elite saved my life . . .it was funny seeing the samething happen to him

29 | me da grunt says:

dont mock us grunts man some of us are smart

30 | a dude says:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... grunts are so fucking cool. duuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh... peace out!

31 | sup halo buddy says:

i want to hug a grunt. too bad

32 | Riddick says:

By the time the Elite's camofluage wores off, the Grunt already called the Armed Guard (As well as thier Tanks & Bionic Commandos) to find the Elite.

33 | steven says:

Grunts will take over the world, you'll see!!I'm the Master Grunt fear me.I killed All the spartens
exept the green one.!!Bow Down To The Grunts!!

34 | Falcon says:

Boy, that would be hard; finding some one who has active camouflage.

35 | GOD says:

awsome. best comic EVER!

36 | Me and My Shotgun Bob says:

Funny, but very mean to the grunt. Grunts are the best enemy in Halo! So cute and funny. I don't want to kill them. *hugs a nearby grunt*

37 | Jon Foster aka Morpheus says:

the grunt's like, "I'm gonna find him this time i know it!"

38 | plekfat, grunt hugger says:

GRUNTS! GRUNTS!,CAN SOME ONE TELL ME WHERE YOU GET A GRUNT TEDDY!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

39 | kirioni says:

You CAN see a person(Elite, Grunt,Spartan) in active camo, you just have to look ofr the distortion :) To the untrained eye, or methane breathing nose, it might be difficult.

40 | Yuzzi [fin] says:

Haha! There can be seen what elites think about grunts!
Good one, Mr. Smiley!

41 | Xero Cool says:

You guys all have major issues.
Plus half of you can barely spell properly.
Grunts aren't cute or smart. The only smart thing they do is run away after you've killed the nearest Elite. Not to mention when you stick a plasma grenade to them they run AWAY from you and into THEIR backup.

42 | Xero Cool says:

You guys all have major issues.
Plus half of you can barely spell properly.
Grunts aren't cute or smart. The only smart thing they do is run away after you've killed the nearest Elite. Not to mention when you stick a plasma grenade to them they run AWAY from you and into THEIR backup.

43 | Erics_Brain says:

Two things:

1. Yes, the Spartan's helmet trnaslates it for you it's nothing like off Simpsons, "No, I'm speaking Rigierian, by some coincidence our langauages are exactly the same"

2. The only reason we see the Predator-eske saran-wrap vision is because of the suits, or else humans would have an advantage on aliens, it wouldn't be that easy to see em'

44 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

One of the best comics on here!

45 | kyle says:

tis makes me think of delta halo when you find the envy skull ^_^

46 | Goth Boy says:

funny..... shut up! sory dat be my alter-ego, i think its... funny.....

47 | Yay yap the mafia member grunt says:

wow i know remember how dumb i am

48 | Specopshunter says:

Me think fun game play me good can find in few seconds

49 | cody reeves says:

THIS IS GREAT!IT IS A MASTER PEICE!

50 | Cristy says:

hahaha... dumb grunt!! *laughs for hours*

51 | gold spartan says:

it was grat keep up the good work mr.smilly

52 | Espilon says:

That's great!Elites will always be better then Grunts,even at children's games.

53 | ram says:

Man grunts are braver than all of us.(Except sodliers). How can you say they're cowards you never do what they're doing Xero cool. You do'nt go to war,{AND IF YOU DID THE ORANGE WILL KILL YOU.}The point is at leats they try.
you don't.Oh and if you face white grunts don't think of and easy fight.One more thing I bet you were writing easy having a good time. UNLIKE THEM HOW CAN YOU BE TALKING,AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HALO2,YOU FIGHT WITH THEM IN THE LEVEL ARBITER.MOFO JUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Yeah.

54 | ram says:

Man grunts are braver than all of us.(Except sodliers). How can you say they're cowards you never do what they're doing Xero cool. You do'nt go to war,{AND IF YOU DID THE ORANGE WILL KILL YOU.}The point is at leats they try,
you don't.Oh and if you face white grunts don't think of and easy fight.One more thing I bet you were writing easy having a good time. UNLIKE THEM HOW CAN YOU BE TALKING,AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HALO2,YOU FIGHT WITH THEM IN THE LEVEL ARBITER.MOFO JUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Yeah.

55 | cheats says:

who ever like to be a grunt on halo type in grunto as a profile.

56 | David says:

elites sure are good at hide'n seek lol

57 | grunto says:

grunts rule!

58 | bleh says:

i'd Luagh if the grunt shot a palasma pistol (Trigger held for long time) in the elites Balls

59 | ZS says:

Either Grunts don't have very good eyesight or... Uh, I forgot what the other part of what I was saying was, but you get the point.

60 | Jacob says:

some guy found away to be a grunt and all the marnies were grunts too! and grunts were on your side lol!

61 | Jacob says:

I think u have to have all levels legonary.

62 | Jacob says:

I think Elites are like Reptiles and have no balls!

63 | Jacob says:

sorry didnt see cheat"s coment

64 | Masterchief evil says:

lol!

65 | anonymousgrunt says:

LOL!!! A funny thing happened to me today. I was playing a level on Halo 2, and I saw a sleeping Grunt. He stopped snoring, woke up, looked at me, said, "How you doin'?", and kills me with a Needler. (It was on Legendary.)

66 | white elitez rule says:

the elite is smart for useing that

67 | ber Grunt says:

We can hide too with are grunt-a-pult and we won't be found till the game is over!

68 | QueenGhid says:

Ah, the advantages of active camo.

69 | Zeka the Gold Elite says:

Hopefully that Elite has a lot of time on his 4 fingered hands.

70 | jacob says:

grunts r so cute halo 2 already came out now and i like it how them the elites hunters and grunts join humans. and grunts see well thats why because i sniped 1 and the rest didnt know where it came from except elite

71 | jacob says:

sorry dont see well

72 | jake says:

sorry dont see well same person as jacob

73 | Zonic says:

ALL YOUR GRUNT BELONG TO US

74 | Zonic says:

sorry...

75 | Reclaimer says:

stop dissing grunts, they rock!

76 | Half-Jaw and Zawaz says:

*Half-Jaw falls asleep while Zawaz runs around sniffing*

77 | Red Elite says:

Hahahahaha lol :P

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